Sarah's Archive

Sarah . 21 . Not important

[khe1]

I am full of hate

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Yoshi would never say this.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Yoshi would never say this.

[thebootydiaries]

drive thru guy: bye have a nice day

me: bye i love you

[michaelcerae]

i wish i knew how to roll a blunt

[michaelcerae]

i want to ride your dick

[telnaga]

red hot silly peppers :)

[lets-make-some-magic]

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

biology

[taylorsvivt]

I can feel the flames on my skin Crimson red paint on my lips

[mjalti]

when someone says “so what do you like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didn’t have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

[saiasus]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

The most relatable moment from spongebob for me is when he went over to Sandy’s house for the first time and was too polite and socially nervous to tell her he was slowly dying

[fanonical]

sometimes……….not letting a franchise die at its natural conclusion………………..is worse

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it’s like i always say: fuck

[legislacerator]

i can’t believe how many people in their mid-20s are buying the amazon alexa and like hooking it up to their home security systems and lights and phone and shit like i know we all saw the 1999 disney channel original movie smart house. they warned us and you are playing with fire

[jordynslefteyebrow]

this show is iconic