[warmheartworm]

[slavery]

Friends: U got tumblr?

Me: Ya

Friends: what ya url

Me: fuck…idk

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[trashythingsgohere]

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[incog-nemo-deactivated20200628]

A hollow voice echos under your bed, shaking you to your core, “You’re hired.”

[cameoappearance]

[goawayimdrunk]

[meta-xylene]

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[pleatedjeans]

[thenonbreeder51]

[uzowuru]

[mockwa]

[toastoat]

wahoo!! hell yeah!!!

[yungsquidward]

[platwaifu-deactivated20141005]

[sandsvendor100]

Tumblr Witches You Have To Join Me

[sandsvendor100]

Enter My Realm And Drink Of My Nectar

Enter My Realm And Drink Of My Nectar

Enter My Realm And Drink Of My Nectar

[sandsvendor100]

You Tumblr Witches Open A Portal To My Realm Get Over Here And Pledge Your Powers To My Service

[ama-personal]

we’re over here what do you need

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

whatcha need hon

[spiritspoke-blog]

*glancing over a shoulder of unamused army of Spirits* we’re quite busy, what do ya need?

[sandsvendor100]

*Smiles Deviously*

[sandsvendor100]

Gerold Fetch My Witch Compactor

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]