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[girlwhoiscrying-deactivated2020]

whoever invented smoothies is literally a god to me like thanks bich for enabling  me to drink like 5 bananas this is what i live for

[lenarise-deactivated20191107]

nobody asked but rizzo from grease shoulda been a lesbian

[summerblueskiies]

good things will happen

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

bitch when

[selegend-homez]

The girl reading this <3

[xonorika]

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

this is me communicating my thoughts while high and thinking i’ve said them out loud but they remain internalized

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[memewhore]

[hospitalplant]

i think about this every time i use tinder

[impossiblycleverdreamer]

Shut up, Carl

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

THIS IS ADORABLES :D

[yet-another-elsanna-victim]

I strongly recommend a visit to the following website (http://spaceflight101.com/iss/iss-expedition-posters/) that has all of them.

Everything started off all vanilla but a Expedition 16 they showed that they were truly Masters of The Dork Side of The Force:

Some other amusing posters they approved:

[midoriko-sama]

Nerdspiration

[michaelceriously]

How the signs seem to look at their surroundings from an outsider's view

Aries: They have a certain rationality when looking at things, but when something wakes up emotions in them, they can't seem to be seeing clearly at all.

Taurus: They have wonder in their eyes. Still a lot gets left without noticing.

Gemini: They can look like they loathe everything they see, but if you look closely you can see that they're just trying to find out about things.

Cancer: They show very clearly which things they like. WHat they don't like, gets looked at in a very specific way.

Leo: When they look at you, they seem to want to crush you with their gaze. But when they look away, it occurs that they can actually be quite fragile, because they can't cover everything up.

Virgo: Every little thing they notice gets analysed and then judged. Nothing seems to please them quite enough.

Libra: They'll risk ignoring important things to get a look at the pretty things they like.

Scorpio: They know what they want to see and look for it. Other things get pushed out of the way.

Sagittarius: There's something so gentle behind their eyes, but you can't always notice it when they look at somewhere else than straight at you.

Capricorn: They look at things to find out how it can help them show their best self. They usually seem to look at things very seriously.

Aquarius: They scan their surroundings quietly and only react to things they find interesting.

Pisces: At first they seem to be very wide-eyed, but when they look at something long enough, it all changes.

[cosmic-robot-menace]

you know someone’s awful when they have “discourse” in their url

[discourse-discourse]

hi im the final boss and im here to kill you

[cosmic-robot-menace]

fuck

[demonbloodsausagedog]

[youthcub]

[throughyellowlights]

[krabby-kronicle]

[yungapricot]

I looked up “how to exact revenge” and I came across an image that resonates with me daily.

[clientsfromhell]

Client: Do you do lemonade?

Me: Do we do… lemonade?

Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

Me: Do you mean… laminate?

[cinnabear89]

RETAIL

[fr0stedlips]

IVE NEVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE

[judgejudyofficial]