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Unless you are rude for no reason, then I literally don't want to interact with you ever

Everything that comes into my inbox will be found under the tag #chippy anwsers

And everything I post will be found under the tag #chipper's thoughts

Have I ever told y'all about the dream I've had where Ivar Stenberg kissed me and Lukas Reichel and Fraser Minten were jealous about it?

This was before Stenberg was drafted and mind you he was also a horrible kisser

#ivar stenberg #fraser minten #lukas reichel #weird dream

quietconspiracy

It's never going to fail to amuse me that Will's the one getting 83845847 million dating rumors when as far as anyone knows the only women he's been seen in public with on more than a one off basis are either lesbians or blood related 😭 and meanwhile Mack barely gets anything in comparison despite having had at least one known girlfriend & at least one woman directly linked to him since going pro 💀

stingpong

mack the sunflower to will's sun

sweetwhimsy

oh fuck, jealous will is something else inject it

canheread

nah cuz i had to do it 😌

mastermind1589

Bisexual people exist btw

michaelcliffordthe2nd

He could be gay or bi etc

#he could be gay or bi etc

geekbar234

Lets not forget how blessed we were these past 2 weeks everyone #willmackforever

polderunicorn

Short history of WM heterosexuality (that we know):

Mack had a girlfriend Ella Topp (yes that is unironically her real name). She played hockey, is blonde, blue-eyed with bunny teeth (yuppp).

He flew out influencer Trinity Covington (who looks strikingly like Ella Topp) to San Jose in his rookie season, presumably to spend time together. Long story short, nothing came out of it. She made TTs implying he's gay.

Over the past year, and knowing the NHL Follow Tracker exists, he's liked IG influencers, usually blonde, with a few thousand followers and a photo or two in a bikini so he knows they don't mind the attention.

And Will? Well, Will has put his finger on his phone screen over images. That's it.

michaelcliffordthe2nd

The sigsn were there

#Mack's pose on the first picture is criminal #like back arched to show off his ass and everything #very cunty off him #also he looks like George Michael on that picture