Musings from Michael

Hi. I'm Michael. People always say that they can't wait to grow up. Well I can't wait to grow young. I love my quiet, immature life. This is a dedication to my youthful whimsy and social awkwardness.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[sioltach]

[heycollage]

@onenicebugperday

[jeanjauthor]

"My deity has been spending much more time with me... He has given me food, water, shelter, things to chase and things to bite, a paradise to explore and be safe within... I sense my time is drawing near, and I am comforted by the presence of my deity. They sense my end is drawing near, and they show me how they, too, bite into their prey. Together, we share a holy meal of understanding, between my small self, and their colossal, incomprehensible, mostly unknowable existence.

"Perhaps we aren't all that different from the gods...and as my life draws to a close, I find that thought comforting.

[sacred-portal]

[theinternetarchive]

pins collected by dr. hilda a. hidalgo during her years of lesbian activism, c. 1970s.

[pocket-deer-belly]

Everyone wanted to be thicc but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wanted the dad bod but nobody wanted to be fat. Everyone wants fat mommy milkers but nobody wants mommy to be fat. Everyone wants to be a bear but not like, an actual fat bear. You get what i’m saying

[pocket-deer-belly]

Everyone wants the mistique of fatness or use the language of fatness to denote hotness without actually being fat or acknowledging that fat people or fatness can just be hot.

[strobetogether]

[bighandsomemenfolk]

new Cupcakke album tonight

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[braixen]

this cleffa card is so cute

[rugifs]

[thickness-protection-program]

Zuko: “There’s something off about her. I can’t explain it but she’s slipping”

Azula:

[angel-of-death-2015]

SOMEBODY TAKE HER PHONE AWAY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[secretsunkept]

Jackee remains undefeated on Beyoncé’s internet. She’s a mess & I will never stop being here for it.

[queenstravelingdarling]

She’s really inspirational, I wish to be like her when I reach ultimate auntie status

[babyanimalgifs]

Penguin chasing a butterfly. This is one of the cutest things i have ever seen. 

(Source)

[mysharona1987]

[squidificati0n]

[homofied]

[parakeet]

*transports guinea pigs from point A to point B with my mind*

[friendshapedhuman]

Marzipan asks that you not interrupt her nap with your telepathic powers again thank you

[parakeet]

marzipan i am so fcking sorry ill never forgivve myself for doing this to you im so so fcking sorry

[simpsons-latino]

[420stuffs]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

💰💵

[wizardpotions]

oh? if i’m an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?