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Movie!Michael Emerson RP Blog, Admin is 18+

[michaelthevamp]

"Sup, the name's Michael."

°.⋆༺🦇༻⋆.° About him:

-> Bisexual af and also Poly because I said so

-> Dog person

-> Also a cat person and will most likely 'pspsps' at stray cats

-> Works out

-> Takes good care of his bike

-> A bit needy sometimes

-> Went through with becoming a vampire

°.⋆༺🦇༻⋆.° Rules + Important stuff:

-> Anyone can interact with me, no matter if it's OCs or CCs. I am open to interact with anyone!

-> I am 18+ and this Blog will most likely contain 18+ themes. Due to me being 18+ myself, I am only down to rp smut and romance with 18+ people.

-> If you wanna interact, just shoot me an ask, interact with anything I post or send me a dm.

-> Feel free to drop asks in my askbox at any time! I am always happy whenever I get asks.

-> I am down to rp literate style any time.

-> My main Blog is @cas-drinks-coffee

°.⋆༺🦇༻⋆.° Tags I am using:

# michael yaps for any post I make

# open rp for open rp starter

# ooc for out-of-character posts

°.⋆༺🦇༻⋆.° Tag List:

Marko: @boardwalk-anarchist

(( If anyone wants to be added, please tell me. I promise that I won't bite if you ask! ))

[michaelthevamp]

Really wish I was cuddling someone right now.

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Micycle loves us 🥹

David is like a cockatoo, idk enough birds to suggest one for Paul

[michaelthevamp]

Of course I do! So much!

And hear me out, this one for Paul:

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Yo that's Paul

@highvamp69 dude get over here Micycle has a picture of you, looks high and everything

[highvamp69]

Well shit on a stick and call me geared that is me

[michaelthevamp]

I'm calling you geared then.

This one kind of looks like Dwayne:

@boardwalk-anarchist @highvamp69

[boardwalk-anarchist]

YOOOOOO DWAYNE???

[michaelthevamp]

I KNOW RIGHT??! THAT'S LITERALLY DWAYNE AS A BIRD!!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Screaming that's him, that's Dwyane

[michaelthevamp]

Yeah!

And that's David:

[boardwalk-anarchist]

It has his gay little raggedy ass mullet

[michaelthevamp]

Yes, exactly!

These ones also kind of look like him:

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Micycle loves us 🥹

David is like a cockatoo, idk enough birds to suggest one for Paul

[michaelthevamp]

Of course I do! So much!

And hear me out, this one for Paul:

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Yo that's Paul

@highvamp69 dude get over here Micycle has a picture of you, looks high and everything

[highvamp69]

Well shit on a stick and call me geared that is me

[michaelthevamp]

I'm calling you geared then.

This one kind of looks like Dwayne:

@boardwalk-anarchist @highvamp69

[boardwalk-anarchist]

YOOOOOO DWAYNE???

[michaelthevamp]

I KNOW RIGHT??! THAT'S LITERALLY DWAYNE AS A BIRD!!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Screaming that's him, that's Dwyane

[michaelthevamp]

Yeah!

And that's David:

[michaelthevamp]

You could always give Marko the terrible nickname 'Micro Marko'!

This may made me giggle. But I feel like he would kick me if I ever called him that.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Oh so THIS is where the idea came from

Yeah, random stranger #108, make fun of the short guy. M trans too, if you wanna add that into your insult which- really you might've already done because 'micro' can be a dick joke and wouldn't you know, I'm trying my best with that too.

Wanker.

[michaelthevamp]

... I did not realize how insulted you would be over that.

Do you want me to perhaps try and hunt this random stranger down for you?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

No it's fine it's something I'm actually fuckin used to n can deal with like a big boy

[michaelthevamp]

If you say so then I will take your word for it, pretty boy.

But if you ever change your mind and want me to hunt that one down, then just tell me and I will do it.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

...*Sigh* Thank you, I appreciate it

Can we hunt them down together?

[michaelthevamp]

Of course we can! :)

[boardwalk-anarchist]

I appreciate you

[michaelthevamp]

I am gald to hear that

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Micycle loves us 🥹

David is like a cockatoo, idk enough birds to suggest one for Paul

[michaelthevamp]

Of course I do! So much!

And hear me out, this one for Paul:

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Yo that's Paul

@highvamp69 dude get over here Micycle has a picture of you, looks high and everything

[highvamp69]

Well shit on a stick and call me geared that is me

[michaelthevamp]

I'm calling you geared then.

This one kind of looks like Dwayne:

@boardwalk-anarchist @highvamp69

[boardwalk-anarchist]

YOOOOOO DWAYNE???

[michaelthevamp]

I KNOW RIGHT??! THAT'S LITERALLY DWAYNE AS A BIRD!!

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Micycle loves us 🥹

David is like a cockatoo, idk enough birds to suggest one for Paul

[michaelthevamp]

Of course I do! So much!

And hear me out, this one for Paul:

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Yo that's Paul

@highvamp69 dude get over here Micycle has a picture of you, looks high and everything

[highvamp69]

Well shit on a stick and call me geared that is me

[michaelthevamp]

I'm calling you geared then.

This one kind of looks like Dwayne:

@boardwalk-anarchist @highvamp69

[michaelthevamp]

You could always give Marko the terrible nickname 'Micro Marko'!

This may made me giggle. But I feel like he would kick me if I ever called him that.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Oh so THIS is where the idea came from

Yeah, random stranger #108, make fun of the short guy. M trans too, if you wanna add that into your insult which- really you might've already done because 'micro' can be a dick joke and wouldn't you know, I'm trying my best with that too.

Wanker.

[michaelthevamp]

... I did not realize how insulted you would be over that.

Do you want me to perhaps try and hunt this random stranger down for you?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

No it's fine it's something I'm actually fuckin used to n can deal with like a big boy

[michaelthevamp]

If you say so then I will take your word for it, pretty boy.

But if you ever change your mind and want me to hunt that one down, then just tell me and I will do it.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

...*Sigh* Thank you, I appreciate it

Can we hunt them down together?

[michaelthevamp]

Of course we can! :)

[michaelthevamp]

You could always give Marko the terrible nickname 'Micro Marko'!

This may made me giggle. But I feel like he would kick me if I ever called him that.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Oh so THIS is where the idea came from

Yeah, random stranger #108, make fun of the short guy. M trans too, if you wanna add that into your insult which- really you might've already done because 'micro' can be a dick joke and wouldn't you know, I'm trying my best with that too.

Wanker.

[michaelthevamp]

... I did not realize how insulted you would be over that.

Do you want me to perhaps try and hunt this random stranger down for you?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

No it's fine it's something I'm actually fuckin used to n can deal with like a big boy

[michaelthevamp]

If you say so then I will take your word for it, pretty boy.

But if you ever change your mind and want me to hunt that one down, then just tell me and I will do it.

[michaelthevamp]

You could always give Marko the terrible nickname 'Micro Marko'!

This may made me giggle. But I feel like he would kick me if I ever called him that.

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Oh so THIS is where the idea came from

Yeah, random stranger #108, make fun of the short guy. M trans too, if you wanna add that into your insult which- really you might've already done because 'micro' can be a dick joke and wouldn't you know, I'm trying my best with that too.

Wanker.

[michaelthevamp]

... I did not realize how insulted you would be over that.

Do you want me to perhaps try and hunt this random stranger down for you?

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Micycle loves us 🥹

David is like a cockatoo, idk enough birds to suggest one for Paul

[michaelthevamp]

Of course I do! So much!

And hear me out, this one for Paul:

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[boardwalk-anarchist]

Wait fuck off those birds are like.. me

First ones blond and the second has all the colours like my jacket, this is brilliant-!?

[michaelthevamp]

I know right?! Those were exactly my thoughts.

And the first one has the bit of red on it's face that kind of reminds me of when you are done hunting.

I already found a bird that sort of looks like Dwayne. So I think I should find birds that remind me/sort of look like all of you!

[michaelthevamp]

@boardwalk-anarchist If I said that those two birds kind of remind me of you, would you be offended?

[michaelthevamp]

... Dwayne, why does that bird kind of look like you??

@bloodsucking-jaguar

[michaelthevamp]

It's too warm, I have no one to cling to right now and my head hurts. This sucks.

[michaelthevamp]

Stomach cramps too now?? Unlive is so unfair.

[michaelthevamp]

It's too warm, I have no one to cling to right now and my head hurts. This sucks.

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