•Muke AF•

19 // Bi

[midnight-kfc]

Music for whatever you want, scuba-duba-dubub-boo!

[thetomska]

Thoughts?

No thanks, I’m trying to cut back

[velvetys]

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

[badjokesbyjeff]

How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One or two?

One….or two?

One?……..or two?

[officialjiggly]

What’s the point of celery

[therealslimsady-deactivated2017]

What’s the point of your blog

[officialjiggly]

celery stans coming for me

[gingerforthesoul]

[fuks]

[ohrendelle]

I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.

[marioclash]

im gonna need to see ur license and regist-  oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bluecaptions]

How focal length affects perspective.

[manicpixiedeathwish-blog]

also known as the reason you look awesome in the mirror and shitty in photos

[interpretivescreaming]

This is seriously a life altering revelation

[godyes]

[realniceusernamebro-deactivated]

10 000 Fuck

[taylorswift]

boxing day 📦

[tsartorial-deactivated20131204]

are u from tennessee? yeah? well that’s weird cause ur only like a 4

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[guy]

i mean at least i tried right

[alrights-deactivated20120928]

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

[alrights-deactivated20120928]

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

[alrights-deactivated20120928]

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee