well that's just absurd!

Michelle. 22. Aquarius. Video games, music and dancing are what keep me sane. I post what I like!

[unfollovving]

I can’t feel my butt anymore

[butteronthebooty-deactivated202]

Why don’t I feel it for you?

[unfollovving]

[leatherjesus]

i only have two emotions 1. i hate myself im such a bitch 2. i love myself im such a bitch

[clararockmoreeyes-deactivated20]

[michellerose2994-blog]

Me: okay brain, don't freak out, but we've come across a minor inconvenience

My shit brain, dousing itself in gasoline: unfortunate,

[pinkwinged-deactivated20230125]

[nevaehtyler]

this sums us how I feel 

[desi-shia-uncle]

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade

[quotemadness]

The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?

Eugene Kennedy (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

Because, nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you.

Nicole Krauss (via quotemadness)

[bob-belcher]

when Miley Cyrus takes you to her favorite restaurant and you don’t know what to eat

[standingcowrrdly]

sometimes ya gotta just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ somebody out of your life

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Aren’t knives the real “chop sticks”?

[movedorsomethingprobs]

this is the worst thing ive ever read so im going to make all my friends read it too

[sarahdoingstuff]

[michellerose2994-blog]

person: why are you sad?

me: i don't know

person: no reason?

me: oh no there are plenty of reasons,i'm just not sure which one it is this time.

[trynottodrown]

[monkeydollitle]

Before I un-muted all I thought was “Damn, that crab looks so gangster.”

[wizardshark]

how did so much happen in 6 seconds

[shred-my-anxiety]

Oh my god I can’t breathe

[did-you-know]

Somehow, this is adorable.