Jack

Jackie, sarcastic asshat ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[virginbylorde2025]

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don’t want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

[jonaaaa]

[gothuniversecreation]

This goes in hand with “the image of me you created in your head is not my responsibility”

[marisatomay]

all i’m saying is the le creuset signature dutch oven in fig would make me normaler

[marisatomay]

she could fix me

[unclefather]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

(Chanting) ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient cheese with a deadly disease ancient c

[sci-the-superb]

CAN WE STILL EAT THE FUCKING BOG BUTTER?

[dreamingofbabylon]

Fellas we’ve got ourselves 2 outta 3 ingredience for a legendary Grilled Cheese

[socialmediapeasant]

Grilled cheese!!!!

[dreamingofbabylon]

HELL YEA BAYBEE WE DONE IT !! GOD HERSELF GONNA GRILL US A CHEESE

[socialmediapeasant]

Tonight we dine like kings

[foointerrupted]

This is still my favorite post on this whole site

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

I’m here for the fossilized tomato

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of covid tweets, part 5

(the tweet collection series)

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Oh god these are from the beginning of quarantine

[imposterogers]

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

[imposterogers]

visual evidence

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

[funnytwittertweets]

[egirlbutternubs]

[papayajuan2019]

love the way we finish each others' sentences. it's like we're soulmates or the beastie boys

[buzzfeed]

This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out

[anarchist-bakery]

THEY FUCKING PLOTTED IT IN MATLAB I’M CRYING

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[poppiesnroses]

SO POWERFUL the pause the resumption, the mom’s IMMEDIATE jumping in, the first person doing their own thing and then making way for mom to absolutely KILL IT im in love

[boymiffy]

this is so embarrassing. i want to love & be loved & drink really nice tea & eat really nice pasta & not feel like the loneliness is a part of me anymore. i want a herb garden

[supersexygamergirl]

[kortzite]

This is like unearthing an ancient artifact from a forgotten civilization

[corpish]

you don't even have gay porn on your blog

[nevergonnabeokay]

[memewhore]

[tailornorata]

As long as that mask meets covid regulations I'd say it's valid

[haikuubot]

As long as that mask

meets covid regulations

I'd say it's valid

[computationalcalculator]

[cutyourfangs]

stream montero

[polyhexian]

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did