Michellisaurus

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[catchymemes]

[30-minute-memes]

[yungduhm]

The signs as sines

Aries: sin(θ)

Taurus: sin(360°)

Gemini: sin(270°)

Cancer: sin(π/2)

Leo: sin(π/4)

Virgo: sin(40°)

Libra: sin(3π/4)

Scorpio: sin(π/6)

Sagittarius: sin(80°)

Capricorn: sin(10π)

Aquarius: sin(420°)

Pisces: sin(2π/3)

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

[michellisaurus]

Tequila Mockingbird

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

If this one hasn’t been added to the collection yet, here you all are

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[trapcard]

she snapped

[honestlyprettychill]

hOLY SHIT BARBIE <3 <3

[niggazinmoscow]

Mamoudou Gassama, a 22-year old Black man from Mali, without hesitation scaled four stories of a Paris building to save a toddler facing certain death. Mamoudou is an undocumented immigrant. He knew getting caught would mean deportation. 

But instead, France has a new hero. President Macron thanked him, granted him French citizenship plus a job at the French fire brigade.

Shout out to Mamoudou Gassama!

[staywokejusticeequality]

👑 Truly Amazing Indeed! 👑

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[snackwizard]

a fools guide to not wanting to die anymore

by me, a fool who doesnt wanna die anymore 

never make a suicide joke again. yes this includes “i wanna die” as a figure of speech. swear off of it. actually make an effort to change how you think about things.

find something to compliment someone for at least 4 times a day. notice the little things about the world that make you happy, and use that to make other people happy.

talk to people. initiate conversation as often as you possibly can. keep your mind busy and you wont have to worry anymore

picture the bad intrusive thoughts in youe head as an edgy 13 year old and tell them to go be emo somewhere else

if someone makes you feel bad most of the time, stop talking to them. making yourself hang out with people who drain you is self harm. stop it.

[great-tweets]

First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.

[characterlimit]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[weirdmageddon]

[elemenyis]

are you fucking kidding me

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to experience it 

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness