Michigan ≠ a real place

This blog is dedicated to DESTROYING the lies that are propagated by our government that "Michigan" is a state. Because it is neither a state or even REAL. If you seek a pleasant peninsula, you've been BRAINWASHED. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[michiganisntreal]

the reason that lake "michigan" is evil is that it is named after a place which is not real 🤣 how droll 🤣

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#it took me way too long into this post to realize op was a deer

OH THEY'RE A DEER I kept skipping over that and thought they were a farmer and Fictional Michigan was super fucked up

[michiganisntreal]

"Fictional Michigan" as if there's a real place called Michigan

[unclefather]

he took a bath 3 times

[todaysbird]

his name is Organic Spinach

[pigcatapult]

the cleanest frog in Michigan

[michiganisntreal]

Heh. Cute. Unfortunately, the people who made this post seem to have forgotten that "Michigan" is a hoax created by the United States government... How disappointing.