Sixteen Saviors

I just watch a lot of tv and read. And cry ... I write, but I fail, so I do it scarcely. Spashley: Just you, me, and the donuts.

[dozakhnama-deactivated20200830]

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

[cumbresborrascosas]

[costamacncheese]

How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt

[queer-things-and-stuff]

HoW!?

[queer-things-and-stuff]

[capricorpus]

[acutelesbian]

Fuck if I wasn’t gay before I sure as shit am now

[doncamathicc]

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

[whitmoreindustries]

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

[yesperono]

A female Presenting nipples

[fioreromana]

I laughed way harder than I should have.

[previoustags]

[shygaetano]

hoooo

BITCH

yeayus

[nuderefsarebest]

[a-telos]

I literally screeched.

[daddycarlislecullen]

Edward: She already ate

Rosalie:

[leesh]

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

[leesh]

the saga continues

[justforza]

Banana Bread truly is this important.

[witchy-cats-deactivated20190424]

This is what Chaotic Good looks like.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

Could an vaccinated person do this? *dies of illness I could have got treated for at Walmart*

[arbane235]

Do it again!

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*dies again to raucous applause*

[regularlesbian]

Just like jesus

[hereos]

There’s a vaccine for crucifixtion?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[bithcassidy]

Cultura Colectiva Interview - Best Parts

[fatsoupy]

modern vox machina au would be everyone sending pics to the group chat of them pointing at various animals saying “keyleth is this you?”

[ivadeshin]

#vex: (extremely blurry pic of a squirrel whizzing by) KEYLETH HELLO??? EXCUSE ME MISS?#vax: (pointing at a rat in the street) thats my wife#grog and pike: (taking selfies at the zoo next to a caged animal) FREE KIKI 2k19#percy: (pic of a pigeon on a bench) had lunch with keyleth today

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[spaps-society-deactivated202603]

people do this to whites as well

[jayivahn-deactivated20170913]

“You’re white but you’re not white-white. Like, you’ll get angry because someone has an accent when speaking English but you don’t fuck your cousins.”

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER

[loves-quinns]

If your fave was Joe Jonas as a kid congrats you’re a lesbian now

[c3rvida3]

Friday night: you know what that means.

[c3rvida3]

Time to put on my finest denim vest and get misgendered in an Applebee’s.

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Frankie Jonas watching his brothers start their band up without him again even though he’s old enough now:

[jamesbuchancnbcrnes]

Due to personal reasons I am back on my Jonas Brothers bullshit

[hazardsoflove]

today’s mood