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but at what point did Mickey actually start showering
I don’t know, probably somewhere between the bills finally being paid and there being hot running water, all the nasty remarks about his appearance from his peers, and the traumatic episodes which likely made him feel violated and unclean.
I’m such a “Look at the moon!” person.
(inspired by x)
okay but think about this . . . mickey and ian as RIVAL bakers
IT COULD BE LIKE BOB’S BURGERS AND THEIR BAKERIES ARE ACROSS THE STREET FROM EACH OTHER (this would never happen BUT GO WITH IT) and they can see each other through their store windows and THEY GLARE AT EACH OTHER ALL DAY AND FLIP EACH OTHER OFF THROUGH THE GLASS.
IAN SENDING LIAM OVER TO BUY COOKIES SO THAT HE CAN TASTE THE COMPETITION(’S COOKIES NOT TASTE MICKEY I FEEL LIKE THAT NEEDS TO BE CLARIFIED).
MICKEY CONSTANTLY MAKING FUN OF THE DUMB GINGER GUY WHO WORKS AT “THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE”. “REAL CLEVER THERE, GALLAGHER.”
THEY GO TO CAKE DECORATING CONTESTS AND THEY ALWAYS COME IN FIRST AND SECOND. ONE TIME IT GETS SO HEATED, THEY START A CAKE FIGHT AND GET KICKED OUT.
BUT THEN THERE IS ONE TIME WHERE THE OVENS AT MICKEY’S BAKERY BREAK AND ITS KIND OF AN EMERGENCY AND HE NEEDS TO MAKE THESE CAKES OR ELSE HE’LL LOSE A BIG CLIENT AND HE’S SO DESPERATE SO HE RUNS ACROSS THE STREET TO ASK IAN BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE HE CAN DO AND I DON’T KNOW IAN SEES SOMETHING IN HIM SO HE BEGRUDGINGLY LETS MICKEY USE JUST ONE OVEN AND MICKEY IS SO FUCKING GRATEFUL. THIS KIND OF STARTS TO THAW THE ICE A LITTLE.
IAN COMES TO HIS SHOP ONE MORNING AND THERE’S A LARGE BOX OF CUPCAKES THAT SPELL OUT “THANK YOU” AND HE HAS TO ADMIT THEY’RE PRETTY GOOD
SO IAN THANKS MICKEY BY BAKING HIM SOME COOKIES (GINGERBREAD WITH POWDERED SUGAR) AND MICKEY FALLS IN LOVE W/ THEM AND IT’S A FAMILY RECIPE SO HE HAS TO GO TO IAN’S TO GET THEM (“SEE, MICKEY, GINGERBREAD HOUSE? CAUSE WE’RE FAMOUS FOR THESE COOKES” “WAIT, THAT’S WHY?”)
THERE’S A NEWS STATION THAT WANTS TO WRITE AN ARTICLE ON MICKEY’S BAKERY AND HE’S REALLY PROUD BUT (ACCIDENTALLY) SAYS HE WOULDN’T HAVE AS MUCH MOTIVATION WITHOUT TH E AMAZING COMPETITION
IAN WANT S TO BAKE A CAKE FOR FIONA AND HAS DIFFICULTY ICING IT SO HE ASKS MICKE YFOR HELP AND MICKEY GIVES HIM ICING TIPS
AT ANOTHER COMPETITION IAN WINS BUT FEELS REALLY BAD ABOUT IT AND IS LIKE “MICK YOU SHOULD’VE WON” AND MICKEY’S LIKE “NAH YOU EARNED IT” AND IT’S BACK AND FORTH AND THEY GET DRUNK AND STUFF THEMSELVES WITH SWEETS
THEY TALK ABOUT THE WEIRDEST ORDERS THEY’VE GOTTEN AND THEY EXHCANGE FAVORITE BAKING RECIPES LIKE OLD GRANDMOTHERS
THEY ENTER THE NEXT COMPETITION AS A DUO. THEY KICK EVERYBODY’S ASSES
SUDDENLY IT BECOMES A THING TO HAVE ANNUAL BAKING NIGHTS OR DAYS AND THEY DONATE THE FOOD TO DIFFERENT PLACES EVERY SINGLE TIME AND THEY ALWAYS END UP GETTING DRUNK OR SLEEPING OVER AND ON ONE OF THESE NIGHTS IAN KISSES MICKEY
MICKEY ENDS UP W/ FLOUR IN HIS HAIR (FROM IAN’S HANDS) AND THEY! TASTE! LIKE! ICING!
AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS DATING THEY COMBINE THE FUCKING BAKERY SHOPS FU CK (BUT THEY STILL LIKE TO COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER BC ANGRY SEX IS A THING)
THEY CALL EACH OTHER BAKING NAMES SUPER CASUALLY LIKE “SWEETCAKES” AND “HONEY BUNS” FCU K MICKEY JUST SAYS TO IAN “YO CHERRY PIE CAN YOU HAND ME THAT ROLLING PIN” IT’S A THING
IAN MAKES JOKES ABOUT MICKEY’S “BUNS” CONSTANTLY THERE IS LITERALLY NOT A DAY THAT GOES BY WHERE HE DOESN’T DO THAT ( … OR SING ANACONDA)
HOW DID THIS BAKERY AU TAKE OVER MY LIFE?
WHEN THEY COMBINE BAKERIES, THEY CALL IT “WE SELL FUCKING GINGERBREAD (and cakes)” BECAUSE IT’S THE PERFECT COMBINATION. MICKEY TELLS IAN THAT HE LEARNED TO BAKE FROM HIS MOM AND TEACHES IAN HOW TO MAKE HER CAKE EVEN THOUGH HE’S NEVER LET ANYONE ELSE KNOW THE RECIPE.
IAN LIKES TO CALL MICKEY IS “PUDDING POP” IN FRONT OF THE CUSTOMERS JUST TO SEE HIS FACE BLUSH.
A REVIEW IN THE PAPER ABOUT THEIR NEW BAKERY SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CHEESY LIKE “YOU CAN ALMOST TASTE THEIR LOVE IN THE CUPCAKES” AND IAN AND MICKEY FUCKING FRAME IT AND PUT IT ON THE WALL.
pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.
alrightevans:
harry was neglected and abused and manipulated by so many people from the age of one and he went through a war where he suffered more than any of the adults and he lost countless loved ones and went through periods of being slandered by the media and hated by the public when he was just a kid and he had the responsibility of saving the world from the evil mass murderer that killed his parents put on his shoulders when he was just seventeen and he so easily could have turned bitter and cruel and cold but he didn’t he remained the purest sweetest loveliest lil cupcake in the world he is so good and full of love and integrity and if anybody insults my child for having a brief period when he was (understandably) angry during ootp i will fight u
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR EVERYTHING.
just in case guys
it could happen to anyone
I don’t wanna get involved in the drama I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened
*gets on tumblr* ah, what awful shitty tumblr post will make irrationally angry and defensive tonight.. *scrolls tumblr for 2 full minutes* AH there it is. what the fck. what Fuxking Christ is this
Female Celebrities being classy af and not taking any shit from anyone (stupid interviewers’ edition)
HYFRRRRRR 💕💕💕💕💕💕
do you ever think about the fact that mickey actually reads gossip mags and regularly uses thank you and please and excuse me and that he’s very particular about what he likes and doesn’t like and that he can actually put together a decent outfit and fix up his hair real nice and that these are all canon things but somehow… in a lot of popular fanon… all these things are either treated as if they’re “too gay” for mickey or like he doesn’t care about them at all. like, embrace canon mickey pls
ryan reynolds is a gift
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Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic
“Kiss me.”
“No.” And then he smiled. “You kiss me.”
aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe // benjamin alire sáenz
women did not shave their armpits until 1920s and their legs until 1943 and both were the direct result of razor companies producing pictures of hairless women to sell razors.
please stop putting hairless women in historic movies just bc OH NO MEN MIGHT NOT GET A BONER WATCHING OUR MOVIE WE CANT HAVE THAT
LITERALLY THE ONLY REASON SHAVING BECAME TRENDY IS BECAUSE RAZOR COMPANIES NEEDED TO MAKE MONEY WHILE MEN WERE OFF AT WAR.
