the life of mick rory as told through publicly available information in the arrowverse is so fucking funny. let's say you're a true crime girlie so you know about the serial arsonist who burned down his home as a kid and killed his parents. next you hear he's fighting the flash with a flamethrower. sure, why not.
then he just disappears for several years before surprise revealing himself to be rebecca silver, noted author of trashy sci-fi romance novels. at a romance novel convention where he'd hired some british woman to pretend to be rebecca silver but she did kind of a shit job and couldn't answer any questions.
later that year he's part of a viral video where a bunch of super heroes and magical creatures fight a dragon with the power of song at a newly opened theme park. they claim this is all real and they're actually a group of time travelling superheroes called the legends of tomorrow.
they become huge celebrities and film one (1) episode of a documentary where they fight a resurrected immortal grigori rasputin, so they explode him and stuff the bits into jam jars. then they hold a panel and claim they faked it all with special effects.
he disappears *again* and never resurfaces but one of his former team members writes a tell all biography of his adventures that tells everyone that mick left the team after he got brain m-pregged by a tentacle alien and decided to settle down with her to raise the kids.
