Don't Know What I'm Doing...But I Do It With Style

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[secondclassvines]

[mongolian-ass-eater]

I see stuff like this every once in a while and it reminds me the kids are still alright

[knucklehead--mcspazatron]

I have no idea what is going on but I watched this like 20 times

[ruinedchildhood]

The U.S. government whiping our memories after we all turn up at Area 51

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[void-deactivated20230204]

HELLO MY FRIEND IM DRESSED JUST LIKE YOU

[gyeomdiary-deactivated20210430]

this is so fucking funny

[weheartchrisevans]

[mickysofine21]

My problem:

I hate sharing my bed

BUT

I also want someone in my bed to cuddle

[wtf-fun-factss]

Sweden recycles 99% of locally produced waste and gets paid to import trash from the UK, Norway, Ireland, and others.  - WTF Fun Facts Source: https://www.trtworld.com/europe/swedish-recycling-so-successful-it-is-importing-rubbish-24491

[thedailyshow]

Donald Trump is calling for “extreme vetting” of immigrants. Can his own supporters pass the test? Jordan Klepper investigates.

[katswenski]

[starwarsgraphictee]

WOW. Lmao

[chaston96]

All of that bullshit for this one gif are you kidding me

[pizzaotter]

[elasticitymudflap]

i can never face my family again

[inabasket]

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

[yourownpetard]

always reblog

[c-bassmeow]

I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[ellepleur]

*June 18th, 1972*

Peggy: wow some men were caught breaking into the DNC at Watergate. Who could be behind this?

Steve:

[dropthemicandrun]

July 20th, 1969:

Peggy: wow, I can’t believe we actually sent a person to the MOON!!

Steve:

[bestviralposts]

EMILIA CLARKE IS LITERALLY THE CUTEST <3

credit: complex / ig

[solarmorrigan]

So. 10th grade English class. We all come in one morning to find a balloon and a perfectly sharpened pencil on each of our desks. No instructions, no explanation, which is strange, because our teacher is meticulous about that sort of thing. A couple of people try to ask her and she says we’ll get to it. She takes role and then announces that she needs to go to the copy room and she’ll be back in a couple of minutes

Kinda unorthodox, but no one is complaining because this is advanced English and the teacher usually goes kinda hard. So, y’know. Brief respite. We all sit and chat; one of the boys teasingly steals a girl’s balloon, but gives it back to her easily enough; it’s quiet and kind of a nice break. Then the teacher comes back, stops in the doorway, and just stares at us

After a long moment, she says, confused, “You didn’t pop the balloons.”

To which one of the guys about two rows over exclaims, “We’re allowed to pop them?” and immediately turns around and stabs his friend’s balloon with the pencil

There is a vicious revenge balloon-stabbing, and a few more people pop seatmates’ balloons or their own, and the whole time the teacher is just shaking her head. “I can’t believe you didn’t pop your balloons.”

Apparently we were starting Lord of the Flies that day and she wanted to demonstrate the basic concept of kids turning on each other when there are no authority figures present and it was basically my favorite failed social experiment ever

[loveharuokumura]

Back in my 10th grade we did a similar things around Lord of the Flies, where we had a test scheduled for that day, and when we walked in, the teacher took role by looking through the window of the door and never entered the classroom. On the board were three tasks written and the teacher had brought in donuts. At first we all sat around and waited for the teacher to come in, but eventually we just started tackling the list of tasks. Task 1- the test. Everybody took it silently, no one cheated, everyone turned it in and we went on to Task Two: tidy up the room. So we did, we split into a couple groups and each one cleaned an area of the room. Task Three: Hand out the donuts. There were 12 donuts, and 30 of us. So we split the donuts into thirds, each took a third, and left the extras for the teacher. After this, the teacher came in absolutely FUMING. She was so upset we had followed all the rules and completed the tasks. Apparently she had been texting kids telling them to start some chaos but they all ignored it because they were too nice. She tried to dock our grades for not going absolutely wild because it meant her class didn’t get the point across

[hookedonafeeeling]

That’s because lord of the flies isn’t representative of humanity it’s representative of rich white male shitheads

[chickenfarmersan]

[ingridbergman]

this is hands down the best running gag of all time from late night tv and periodically i remember it exists and proceed to re-live the best six minutes of my life.

[mszamil-deactivated20220204]

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

[epiphanies]

At Starbucks, I just go by Timothée Chalamet

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