Not A Real Spaceship

She/her. 40s. No thoughts, just Volkarin brain rot. Probably NSFW.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly

[pseudospaceship]

High school boys and orange cats might actually be sharing the same brain cell

[pseudospaceship]

Everyone is always all "I wish I had a fruit tree in my yard :) lets get fruit trees :) free fruit UwU."

Nobody is going to tell you this so I will, my sweet babies. You do not have enough friends for all the fruit. You just don't. You will make enough jam for a village and still freeze bags of fruit to make jam with later. If you are very diligent/have children to do the work for you MAYBE you will pick half the fruit before it falls and rots. Your yard will smell like prison hooch all September.

On the upside maybe you can watch the birds get drunk.

[narcissistcookbook]

sofas are not for sitting on idiot. you fool. you worm. they're for piling Items (Things, Objects, Miscellania) on and beholding it with sadness and saying 'i wish i could sit down'

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[fleshengine]

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

We gotta fix that.

[jadeinretrogrde]

things we know about darkness man:

1. vr headsets give him motion sickness

2. he knows all the names of the ghosts in pac-man

3. he's able to transform himself into a flawless rendition of a bag of trash

4. he's very supportive of academic endeavors

[pseudospaceship]

5. he would kill (has killed) for beth

[verifiablebot]

'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

[homunculus-argument]

I still want to see a high budget dinosaur documentary that's done in that old Walking With Dinosaurs type as-realistic-as-we-can-make-it wildlife documentary style, except instead of the classic calm-voiced David Attenborough style narrator, it's narrated by a two-person team of a paleontologist, and a stoner who knows nothing about dinosaurs. Ideally, neither of them has been involved in the production of the show itself, and both of them are seeing the footage they are narrating for the very first time.

[footage of newly hatched baby dinosaurs climbing out of the nest as their mother observes, immediately proceeding to start chasing and biting random bugs and each other]

"Yeah, it's a well-grounded and commonly respected theory that this particular species was social, raised their young into adulthood and probably hunted in packs. I like how they decided to show how nature and nurture work together by having them instinctively start practicing both social behaviour and hunting maneuvres in play with each other."

[sobbing pure tears of joy] "B-bitey babies. They're so beautiful. Mama looks so proud."

[pseudospaceship]

[pseudospaceship]

Current favorite thing, Starfield edition:

Marrying Sam Coe so that every time he yells, "Don't mess with me and my friend!" in combat I can sigh IRL, very put upon, and say, "Still your wife, Sam."

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.

[pseudospaceship]

The Enlightenment and Industrial Revolution gave Westerners this sense that the world is Different Now (tm) and better and smarter, and by extension so is humanity. But Catholicism is Roman state religion with late-Platonic philosophical backing and a few crosses thrown in for decoration, and those fuzzy dice hanging off your rearview are folk magic, and Evangelicals have repurposed a Madonna song about a blow job to celebrate their devotion to their god and it's one of the more milquetoast examples of sincerely devotional Christian eroticism.

[magnetic-rose]

you know it is a shame that veilguard is such a widely disliked game by the fandom because emmrich volkarin is honestly one of the best companions in the franchise.

[grecoromanyaoi]

see one of my problems w movies n tv shows is that they often show a character of like a scientist or a historian and try and make them extremely boring but that shit just doesnt work on me. theyll b like 'well in 13th century turkey...' n everyone will b like ughhh shut up professor dinglebarry no one cares and like. well excuse me. stop the movie. id like to hear more about 13th century turkey.

[busty-shackleford]

LOLLLLLLLLLL

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The rest of us who already knew this shit seeing data back it up are SO VALIDATED rn

[pseudospaceship]

Is anyone else stuck on "you can't post politics in r/Conservative except on Thursdays"?

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[molags-balls]

big things happening in england

[apricops]

sentences that are largely recognizable to a medieval peasant

[beemovieerotica]

hate it when pets learn words, my dog flips out when he hears "greenie" so we had to start saying "G word" but now he knows G word so we have to say shit like "are we out of emerald indulgences"