Foundress Of Nothing

long sentence lover; she/her

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[mifeeey]

called "vadászkaja" or ""hunter's grub" for my family because you "hunt" and prepare whatever you can find

[electricpentacle]

When I don't have the energy to cook and I haven't been out to the shops in a while, I end up scrounging together bits and bobs of the food with the longest expiry dates: crispbread, hard cheese, dried fruit, nuts etc.

And then I think of Senshi and I'm like "oh damn, I'm down to the Adventurer Food again".

[onsuchsmallthingstheworldturns]

Galavant (2015) Complete Series : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

Sitcom, Comedy, Parody, Adventure, Musical, FantasyA musical comedy adventure featuring a knight on a quest for love who helps a childish ki

All the episodes of Galavant are on the Internet Archive!

[dogpuppy]

[antiquedeuce]

cabinet of curiosities 🦇

[cyber-corp]

in all fairness, toddlers are funny as fuck. babies will cry because they are experiencing at least ten different senses for the first time all at once and it’s a bit overwhelming for them. fair enough. toddlers will make the most wretched sound you’ve ever heard because you wouldn’t let them run out into a car park and die

[grimoiremanifest]

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

[foundress0fnothing]

baby foundress, after running a butter knife against his arm: let me use it I really really really want to see the bones underneath my skin

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

come over

[trangoldin]

American diet and "healthy living" culture is insane and runs DEEP

[satorugojowidow]

Which of the three remaining european countries in the World Cup colonized your country?

Spain

France

England

Remaining time: 8 hours 20 minutes

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[ryebreadgf]

yayyyy

[jomiddlemarch]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here