Here Comes A Thought

[somnambulists-symposium]

if i were a duck i’d be gay

[microwave-brain]

Walt Deez Nuts world

[lesbianrustcohle]

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

[lesbianrustcohle]

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

[microwave-brain]

Did you think Phil from Phil of the future was a furry?

[microwave-brain]

Hastu meatu

[microwave-brain]

The lesbian lizards are back

[jacquelinebouvier]

[god-sent-gender-bent]

This is how intrusive thoughts work in case you were wondering.

[glossata-deactivated20201210]

what if all of your intrusive thoughts started with “hey gamers”

[microwave-brain]

Which dinosaur do you think had the biggest penis?

[microwave-brain]

If I have to listen to country then I'm gonna jack off

[microwave-brain]

The difference between intrusive and impulsive thoughts

Impulsive thoughts: throw your phone out the window

Intrusive thoughts: throw yourself out the window

[microwave-brain]

Wizards wear corduroy pants

[microwave-brain]

I steal a lot of ideas from my dreams

[microwave-brain]

Could robots ever enjoy bdsm?

[microwave-brain]

I'd sell my left soul for that.

[microwave-brain]

When you send someone an antsy text and they don't reply

[microwave-brain]

I just want to eat a bungalow