we're really in it now eh marxie?

twitter:perishknight Danny 28 they/them, bi i post what i like

[surrealtiktoks]

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[kitkat-the-muffin]

Who is the bigger Wife Guy?

Odysseus (The Odyssey)

Jonathan Harker (Dracula)

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

Two dudes who just love their wife to hell and back (literally)

THIS IS ABOUT THEIR ORIGINAL BOOK ITERATIONS

Get those movies outta here!!!

Musicals and ballets can stay but you’re on thin ice

[squeakitties]

still thinking about the apparent 2006-2007 epidemic of rabid swarms of wii remotes descending on helpless televisions like locusts

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

wii sports was invented by nefarious television manufacturers to break people's televisions

[puppygirllaika]

What a very funny joke that definitely did not happen because Nintendo definitely did not buy up almost a third of the shares of the top five TV manufacturers in the time between the announcement and release of the Wii, shares which definitely didn't skyrocket in value over the next two years due to an increase in flatscreen sales, nearly half of which independent analysts attributed to people replacing damaged TVs with newer, more expensive models from electronics stores that relied on high-pressure sales tactics to upsell people and get them to buy more expensive models on credit which they couldn't actually afford.

[pitbolshevik]

there is nothing funnier than cybertruck guys trying to insist that the cybertruck is a capable offroader. i have seen videos of that thing getting dogwalked by a bone stock subaru crosstrek you are not fooling anyone

[pitbolshevik]

it is very clearly on a road do you think we just don't have functioning eyeballs

[pitbolshevik]

"rough rugged terrain" and it's a road that you could drive in a 1999 honda accord

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[alteredpanel]

[kykybunny1]

should i get waffle house

Poll: waffle house for me

yesss 😋

you just bought groceries eat your groceries

Voting ended onJul 23

[legofemme]

Shitty comic day i didnt forget you this year

[legofemme]

Reblogs r back on so BEHAVE.

[loveridden1999]

what are gay men going through bro

[kiefbowl]

people hate women for real lol it crazy. you'll say that and then people will be like "I don't hate women. I just hate it when they're always whining about things that only affect women? it's fine that they're here on earth and I like it when they're quiet but when they try to talk about stuff it's so annoying?? like why are you complaining all the time and why do you think you're special and why don't you ever want to talk about men?? like they really are so awful and horrible to be around but I don't hate them" and then they want you to go "oh okay! totally"

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

read more from A Mighty Girl

[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)