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Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

life if comes fucks me

1985alive

🎬 The Muppets Take Manhattan (1984)

richyjerimovich

ADULTS S2E00 "Marathon Day"

sweetblurx

#issa’s poster just being run slut! is killing me #no notes #anton is running is even funnier #like samir looked at that and said yeah this works #i love that neither of them made a normal poster

important-animal-images

amongst-the-pines

Become ungovernable

alarajrogers

That sign can't stop me because I ate it

shyolet

muzzlesbian

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

Un besito

can everyone get woke again. I miss her. I miss woke.

bitchautism

and by woke I mean aware of racism. the original meaning. don't do stupid bullshit here. woke = aware of racism . ok

airandangels

If you're an American with a disability who receives government assistance, you likely qualify for an ABLE account, or you may starting next

The age of eligibility for an ABLE account, allowing USAmerican disabled people to save up money without losing their government assistance for having “too much,” is going to go up to cover disabilities diagnosed by age 46 (currently it’s age 26), meaning a much larger number of people will be able to access them. As the article notes, many Americans don’t know these accounts exist, let alone whether they or someone they care for could qualify for one, so please share this information around.

It seems to me it would obviously be better if the “no more than $2000 a month” limit were simply removed and disabled people could have whatever savings accounts they chose, but this is heaps better than nothing.