Garlic's Microwaved Musings @microwaved-garlic-bread - Tumblr Blog

Hey there! Guess it's about time I made an intro post :T

Nice to meet you, I'm Garlic! (or if we're mutuals you can ask for my name) She/They

Men DNI

I mostly reblog stuff, but every once in a while you'll see a Garlic Original™ post

You can find my art blog @microwaved-garlic-creativity where I'll probably be posting about my OCs and writing as well. Art requests are open over there too!

I think that about sums everything up, hope you stick around!

whalesharkcat

"yeah I'm doing okay haha, just going through it ^^'" - girl who will burst into tears if you give her a hug

pinkbowsandstripedsocks

edwardspoonhands

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

fairypsychicarchive

andromedafalls

holy fuc

piisbetterthanpie

I didn’t even know it had a name

frostedshadow

WHAT

oatmealaddiction

No but like, this is the thing about Sam carrying Frodo and the ring up the mountain. It's a cool scene in the movie, but they don't explain what's happening at all. The ring at this point is so heavy Frodo can't even lift his head. It's like essentially a cinder-block he has to carry around his neck. And finally he gives up and Sam offers to carry him and:

DO YOU GUYS GET IT? THE RING IS A BURDEN, BUT FRODO ISN'T. FRODO DOESN'T WEIGH ANYTHING TO SAM. SAM CAN LIFT HIM EASILY!!!! HE'S NOT A BURDEN AT ALL I —

zsh-official

liquidroots

happy pride from the trans flag on the floor in deep space nine

cartoon-fanaticism

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

wassuppeas

dee-the-red-witch

This Pride, make sure every trans woman that you follow, are mutuals with, goon over, or consume their work in general, has a roof over their head, their bills paid, and food in their kitchens.

You wanna call yourselves allies? This is the work. Do it.

dee-the-red-witch

And yes, I'm putting my links on here because I still have to get around 1800 in for rent and bills.

Donations: http://paypal.me/tormentedartifacts

Or https://ko-fi.com/tormentedartifacts/shop

And yes, if you're transfem of any kind, you're welcome to add your own links on here when reblogging.

demilypyro

I have a hard time imagining a cooler type of person than a woman who uses 'ore'

demilypyro

chicks who say cunt

demilypyro

i proudly self identify as a chick who says chick

fluff-e-boy

Love and support trans women forever and ever and ever and ever

fluff-e-boy

You have to

exothanatonautilus

Also trans men and enben!!

You have to.

fluff-e-boy

Hi! Trans man op here. This post is about trans women, do not derail.

Support our sisters or die by my blade

pukicho

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.