Ask me about naked mole rats

im december im 20 something they/them Bat Rack - Holds 10 - nice

[daily-izutsumi]

[sapphireh3arts]

women with long hair are simply attempting to emulate the pure beauty of horses and their luxurious manes

[sourcreammachine]

ewwww 👎

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

[very-gay-alkyrion]

Maybe their products turn you into a salt pillar?

[smil3x]

that would explain what happened to all their friends

[victusinveritas]

[beautypeen]

[dragongirlbunny]

i dont wanna work i wanna get felt up by 6-12 disembodied hands (female)

[sourcreammachine]

> humans build buildings shaped like cliffs

> are surprised when cliff birds show up

[little-gore]

Do you ever feel like

[mascwoman]

New bumper sticker 🕺

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[finalset]

trent reznor is like life fucking sucks this is kinda like sucking dick which I will now begin to describe in detail

[laplaces-angel]

me when im talking about how overwhelming my emotions are and how im not allowed to express them bc society

[6mayhem]

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

[quinnactually]

that's MS. substance abuser to you

[6mayhem]

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

[kudeita]

fixture

[roboco-san]

if you are pure of heart and strong of spirit, grocery shopping takes just half an hour and only hurts a little bit

[gunsandfireandshit]

[veryberryskye]

turns out when you specifically seek out extremely pathetic and clumsy women to be your knights and maids they arent very good at being knights or maids

[veryberryskye]

you think you’re so funny don’t you. GUARDS. OFF WITH H- no- no its okay dont cry guards its okay im sorry i raised my voice its okay no im not mad at you