Microwave Lover Anon

I just really love microwaves!!!!!

[microwavelover-anon]

I AM MICROWAVE LOVER ANON

i am the person who has been microwaving people since 31/01/2025 me and blender anon are friends (i hope) as all kitchen appliances should be

you can suggest blogs to receive microwave related love!!!

[microwavelover-anon]

Are you still active or did you die?

I am, in fact, not dead! Though i haven't been active since my senior year of high school...

[microwavelover-anon]

Microwaves you

I am so happy that others appreciate the art of microwaving

[microwavelover-anon]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm— DING!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- DING!!!!

[microwavelover-anon]

This is amazing. I’m putting you in the Microwave (affectionate)

i thank you for putting me with things I love, I ask you please join the choir of microwaves

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- DING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[microwavelover-anon]

How do you feel that according to Descartes' microwaves don't exist because you're being deceived by an evil demon (hubert).

i feel very sad but if I think about microwaves then they exist like when Descartes said 'I am, I exist'

[microwavelover-anon]

i guess I'm a lesbian microwave lover now

[microwavelover-anon]

What do you think about the growing movement that calls for the microwavation of trains that can't move fast enough

#endslowtraindiscrimination

#downwiththemicrowaves

I feel as if these trains should embrace the love the microwaves are trying to give them and that everybody should succumb to the microwave

[lostandfoundthroughspaceandtime]

would you live in a house made of microwaves????? i would!!!!!!

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

pardon?

-L.E.

[engineeroftheaurora]

have you ever considered installing microwaves into every hall of the Aurora???? I think you should!!!!!

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

I don't think we need microwaves, I just warm up my food over the fires in the engine room

[microwave-anon]

would you like to join my club for microwave lovers??? that would put up to two members!!!!

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

Yes, of course!! I love microwaves 🩶

[master-at-arms]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm- DING!!!!!!

the sweet sound of the microwave...

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

I’m not even going to ask at this point.

[originalarchivist]

would you dry out and/or store your books in a microwave????

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

No.

If you even come near my books with a microwave, I'll make death feel like an angel.

[vonraumstherapy]

would you ever psychoanalyse a microwave??? could you psychoanalyse a microwave?????

[ @microwavelover-anon ]

Yes and yes. Multiple times. I have had several unsettling sessions with them. They don't always open up on the first tries so you have to really try and push their buttons to get them to warm up to you.

[microwave-anon]

Okay, ooc here, I genuinely didn't know there was another microwave Anon out there, I have terrible memory and I thought I had just forgotten I had microwaved some people or something I'm not gonna lie

To the other microwave Anon, if you make a blog we shall rule together, microwaving everyone in our paths

[microwavelover-anon]

We shall rule together!!!

(i made a blog just for this, sorry btw)