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that's not philza, that's Phillip

Thomas: If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and O'Brien, I would shoot O'Brien twice.

angry thomas deserves a medal for carrying the fandom on their back

Jimmy: *kisses Thomas neck*

Thomas: What is this?

Jimmy: It's called affection Thomas.

Thomas: Disgusting

Thomas:

Thomas: Do it again

Mary: Is Barrow hitting on the new footman?

O'Brien: Not successfully.

Anna: So let's start by talking about the emotions you're feeling right now.

Thomas: Stabbing.

Anna: Stabbing... isn't really an emotion, it's more of an... activity. Which I hope you don't do to me. See, an emotion is more of a feeling.

Thomas: Well maybe I feel stabby.

Jimmy: If I die, my funeral's gonna be the biggest fuckin' party and you're all invited.

Anna: "If."

Thomas: Great, the only party I've ever been invited too, and he might not even die.

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