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[fyeahcolinandryan]

[fuckinairhead]

This was always my favorite part of WLIIA, when they just kept running with the same joke.

[oomshi]

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

[420moshdad]

no its called highjacking

[fuckinyeetttt-deactivated202005]

guys no it’s weedwhacking

[deathpup-deactivated20150330]

no its called dissapointing ur mother

[middayclub]

It's what's inside that counts. For example, I like chocolate inside of my chocolate.

[astrolocherry]

We travel for romance, we travel for architecture, and we travel to be lost.”

Star Sign Quotes Sagittarius

Ray Bradbury

(via astrolocherry)

[middayclub]

I hope your dog genuinely eats your homework.

[charmdog]

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

[xxxan-xiety]

don’t you mean blaze it? 

[charmdog]

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

[unclepolymer]

Pusheen the cat making some chemistry.

[carlsagan]

That cat is not wearing safety goggles, he hasn’t even bothered to clean up that spilled solvent, and he is holding that Erlenmeyer flask way to close to his face.

Pusheen the Cat, more like Pusheen the limits of lab safety

[middayclub]

That moment when your whole day is going God awful and your dogs ate your glasses and it's polar vortex temperatures out but you still have to work and you're half dead from exhaustion and being upset and all you want is some ice cream but you drop it on the floor so you just vksbshcoanfuxzn <-- do that and I feel better now.

[apromisewasmade-deactivated2015]

That’s the spirit.

[therealladyhawkins-blog]

NICELY PLAYED.

[middayclub]

#Dead

[frry-deactivated20140331]

Do you just ever love a person so much

But not in a sexual/romantic way

You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship

It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate

You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things

You just want to keep them close to you and protect them and be their friend for life

[fefrose-deactivated20141016]

[middayclub]

This may be the fattest pic I have ever taken, but the world had to see.

[middayclub]

Things I wish were nagging little trolls instead of being real.

°Hangovers °Hangovers °Hangovers

[ihaveremade]

f is for friends who do stuff without you

[crossfadefairy-deactivated20200]

u is for uninvited

[stopthatitssilly]

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

[amyeatfeast-deactivated20170202]

k is for krispy kreme yum

[ihaveremade]

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

[spoon-party]

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

[footmeetsface]

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

[boldore]

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

[shiny-ebooksremade35p06787-blog]

here i go

[shiny-ebooksremade35p06787-blog]

DONT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

[lnxray-deactivated2014-deactiva]

DO NOT GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

[tanknaka]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T GOOGLE CROTCHBOOBS

[middayclub]

whAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

[middayclub]

Everybody wants to know WHY the chicken crossed the road. I would like to know where. Then maybe, just maybe, I could solve the mystery surrounding Señor Pollo.

[overblush]

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

[ohchitt92-blog]