MidknightMistake

Just a dumb fcuk sayin dumb shish tbh

[busket]

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis

[midknightmistake]

o7 to a real one. may she bite strings in cat heaven, where she surely is now.

[midknightmistake]

y'all know what time it is

[lvl10blvkmage]

[midknightmistake]

idk if it's the exact same font, but because of the font i read this in Papyrus' voice and it works WAY too well.

[only-cat-memes]

[midknightmistake]

man if overthinking burned calories my paranoid ass could be eating 5 meals a day and STILL be anorexic.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this

when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[midknightmistake]

never have i needed something so much and never known till i received it.

[midknightmistake]

As part of the festivities today, i shall be handing out knives to whoever needs one to stab a certain Roman dictator. donations are not required but are appreciated, with all funds raised going towards the eternal damnation of said dictator.

[nintendont2502]

theyre unlocking new types of guy over on reddit apparently

[midknightmistake]

[xylophonetangerine]

That stupid place in Canada where they supposedly don't have any rats pisses me off so much and for no real reason. What makes them think that they're so much better than the rest of our rat-infested asses? Go to hell and take your rodent apartheid with you!

[official-kircheis]

@garmbreak1

[not-afraid-of-laplaces-demon]

Alberta legitimately awakens some sort of batman villain personality in me. The urge to load up a truck full of rats and drive it into Alberta while twirling my mustache, monologuing about the hubris of man and the superiority of r selection is strong.

[midknightmistake]

i get the impression that one or more of the people in this discussion are either new yorkers, or rats themselves (or perhaps both?). as for the albertans, my bet is they're just getting ready for the bubonic plague to return at some point.

[frontmansdefender]

Hmmm I know octopuses are generally sweet and gentle and are just curious sea puppies (and I love them!), that being said, the thoughts of being dragged by my feet by one of them into the deep and dark ocean is… safe to say new fear has been unlocked

Source

[midknightmistake]

yeah no, my ass is never going in the ocean again. i do not handle being touched by a person well, an octopus would be lucky to keep them tentacles if that were me coz my legs would leave the water so fast there'd be a sonic boom.

[fifisshitshow]

[la-sociologue]

Fuck distance

[midknightmistake]

.....wait, i ain't seeing THAT moon in the sky over here, it's supposed to be shining a bright violet colour isn't it?

[midknightmistake]

[casualfoxwitch]

[midknightmistake]

all due respect (derogatory)

[ladytengen]

[midknightmistake]

THE BEAST OF THE WATERS DEMANDS A SACRIFICE

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west

[midknightmistake]

what did west do to deserve this abuse?

[i-am-a-fish]

would you enter my terrible haunted mangrove?

[i-am-a-fish]

why does nobody fear my terrible haunted mangrove

[midknightmistake]

look man maybe i'd be more scared if it didn't look like an early game grinding region. like i can tell just by the look of it that there's a buncha low tier mobs to get exp and gold from.

[ladytengen]

[midknightmistake]

sorry dude, i ran out of fucking pardons. i do however have a surplus of virgin pardons if you'd care for one of those?

[catchymemes]

[midknightmistake]