Pili since Pangi believes you every time you fake a boyfriend he clearly thinks you have game and can pull men easily. So why don't you turn it into a game and see how many of his friends you can fuck before that easy acceptance turns into jealousy and a desire to be next. We already know picking Clown over him on something is a good trigger but what about more of his friends?
YESSS EXACTLYYYY EXACTLY
I think Pili would start with Zam or Derap. Derap would be easy to bag bc. He's lowkey desperate and down for anything. Zam because I feel like they had a mutual thing going at some point that never quite turned serious.
I think Pangi would easily make those into jokes and be like "whoaaa no wayyyy" all goofy and shit. It's easy to giggle over Pili sleeping with just a couple people they both know. It's not really weird or anything. Even if Pangi has no clue how anyone has the time to fuck during any of their trips (cough cough it's because his schedule is packed to hell).
Then Pili messes around with Fulham a little and brags about it like "I slept with YOUR coach." And Pangi is just like dude he was your coach too. But it does make his mind wander a bit to Fulham's degradation and if that ever translates to anything else...
And then SB, of course. Which Pangi pretends to make a big deal of Pili sleeping with his "Dad." And Pili takes the opportunity to say that Pangi isn't the only one to call him that now. And Pangi puts a hand over his mouth and his face flushes and he giggles out a "shut up." And he can't really tell if Pili is lying... because is SB even into guys...? He lingers on the thought too long.
Oh and of fucking course he does Clown next. And Pangi is like dude of course you abandoned me to fuck Clown, you're just trying to get under my skin. And Pili just smiles at him and says if Pangi abandons him for Lukey all the time he can abandon him for Clown.
And then Lukey. And Pangi can FEEL the prickling under his skin when Lukey says he has other things he's doing that night and they can hang out some other time. And then Pangi watches him later leave right after Pili. And he can see them go into the same Lyft right out the window.
Lukey of all people, who never passes up an opportunity to hang with him just to gently aggravate Pili and make him a little jealous.
And before Pili knows it, Pangi is begging on his knees to go back to his hotel with him.
And really, who is he to not make Pangi just a little more desperate?

















