The-Effort-Of-Crumpets

Minnesota. Outcast. Bands.

[spanish-mami-deactivated2019091]

I’m actually really insecure. I feel like I’m always gonna fuck things up or people will lose interest in me cause I’m too clingy or too passionate or too much of some other trait that bothers them

[mas0nj4r]

My hobbies include:

Not wearing pants Avoiding my responsibilities

[lalalatinamami]

Same.

[onlytwitterpics]

[mszashley]

[bouchie]

[tzpyrope-deactivated20170506]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[temporalkingdom]

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I think I’m going to apply a bit more critical thinking when watching the news.

[dizzyboy-deactivated20170326]

[weavemama]

me after getting kicked off an overbooked delta flight 

[captainnickii]

I am so weakkkk

[reasonablyobsessed-deactivated2]

No you don’t understand tho my dad literally used to do this. Before 9/11, when airport security was way more lax, my dad’s friend ran an airport scam ring with like 30 of his friends. They would literally do this - waltz on in to the airport, find a gate that looked overbooked, and buy a ticket. Because of the slower computer systems, they could get away with buying tickets seconds before a plane was announced to be overbooked, then offer to give up their seats for the cash.

They also all used to fly under my dad’s friend’s name and racked up like millions of frequent flyer miles. They’re pretty sure that at one point, there were five different guys flying under the same name in the air at the exact same time and the airlines just contacted the guy saying “oh there’s been a glitch.”

They never got caught until my dad’s friend got a passive aggressive letter from Delta in his mail THIS YEAR (15+ years after they stopped) basically saying “we know what you did.”

[wwhatfinn]

[sixpenceee]

Two collided bullets from the Battle of Gallipoli, 1915-16.

[autistic-speedbump]

This is cooler when you realize that they were fired by two people trying to kill two other people and ended up saving each others’ victims.

[newkidsonmycock11]

[damps]

[dinuguan]

[apolohgy]

real life

[toadschooled]

This Asian common toad [Duttaphrynus melanostictus] was spotted climbing into a phone booth at the Bangkok Asiatique Night Market. Photographs by  Michal Ginter

[pickledpennies]

he needs to make an important call

[buddhabrand]

maybe he’s common in asia, but, in my heart, he’s one in a million

[teuer]