HOOOOOO BOY

name pending | he/him | 21 | Queer as hell | I draw but you'll never see it lmaooo

[30-minute-memes]

Savage farmer

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Get they ass

[kosmogrl]

[the-cimmerians]

when i started my last director job at a university, they told me one of my duties would be to write all the chancellor’s letters. me: “cool. but why though?” them: “English isn’t the chancellor’s first language.” me: “I’m aware of that.” them: “the chancellor likes the suggestions that autocorrect gives him if he misspells something.” me: “Ah.” them: hands me a copy of a letter the chancellor sent to a donor who had just given a million-dollar gift to the university, which includes the following: ‘The profundity of your gift fills us with the greatest horror. In recognition we have prepared a special plague to compromise you and your family’. 

Which is why to this day when I’m struggling to communicate in a different language, i remember the chancellor, who was Doing His Best, and i try to give myself a break.

[cryptic-queer-cryptid]

jonathan sims top character of all time. his best friend is his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he doesn’t drink coffee. he lies about his age but everyone believes him because he acts like a 60 year old man. the second he’s faced with death he asks his coworker if he’s a ghost. he later falls in love with that coworker. instead of having a beautiful narrative arc about the importance of friendship and surrounding yourself with anchors he had a meat freak rip out his rib. he’s canonically asexual.

[rickybabyboy]

I saw a ghoul/ghost

[itsnotface24]

His paranormal investigation show interview

[rickybabyboy]

Theyre putting me on tvs

[scryforstars]

so i recently got top surgery and this was on my discharge papers after a mild complication

[fourleafisland]

you guys all seemed to like the office lesbians so i drew some facial expressions before doing comicwork today

[catmask]

[punkitt-is-here]

me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life

[punkitt-is-here]

forever weed brownie part 2: the second one

Wanted to say thank you to everyone who helped out with this comic!!! huge shoutouts to my boyfriend Razz for coloring most of this and the wonderful talents of @pastacrylic, @notfocks, @horsewizardart, and @mellodillo for the guest art!! in addition to all that, this marks the one year anniversary of Horsecomix, so I decided to release some stickers as a celebration. :D Happy new year everypony!

One Year Horseaversary Stickers - Punkitt's Ko-fi Shop

It's the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of HORSECOMIX, the smash hit pony-themed comic that launched someone who's never smoked weed once into STARDOM

[ms-newvegas]

Cool I hope that the swifties encircle his house like a pack of lions and physically rip him apart before putting his head on a spike

[hard4softthings]

[ballistersprostheticarm]

Congratulations Nate your work definitely deserves this (thank you to the rest of the crew as well!)

[boss-of-armadildos]

Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation

[gasterofficial]

dungeon meshi is trying very hard to be a romantic horror tragedy between marcille and falin and laois is singlehandedly dragging it back into cooking slice of life with his bare hands

[sugas6thtooth]

[theconcealedweapon]

I work as a programmer for $35 an hour.

They once forgot to pay me for 8 extra hours that they needed me to work on Thanksgiving weekend. They simply needed me to be present for 8 hours in order to quickly fix any problems that happened during their busiest weekend, and no such problems ended up happening.

When they saw the mistake and paid me for it, the gross pay for that day was $420 (base of $35 x 8 hours x 1.5 for overtime).

The first thing I noticed was how that compared to what I got paid at my warehouse job before I became a programmer. When I started the job at the warehouse, I got paid $10 an hour. For a full time week, I got paid $400.

I got paid more for that one day of doing practically nothing as a programmer than I did busting my ass at the warehouse for a whole week.

So enough about this "I work harder than them so I deserve more pay" bullshit. You're all the working class. In our fucked up system, hard work does not equal more pay. If you want more pay, you need to fight back against the rich assholes who profit off your labor and pay you jack shit, not fight with other people who are underpaid about who deserves to be more underpaid.

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

YOOOOOOOO

[hustlerose]

soup de jour: soup of the day

soup de jure: soup the government wants you to eat

soup de facto: the soup everyone actually eats

[kenjigaster]

Dont talk about dungeon meshi’s eroticism until youve read her other works: