I'm cringe

why are you here

[archipelagoofliterarynonsense]

I wanted to put a more positive spin on the popular skeleton leaving meme

[cosmogenous]

jobs for girls who can't focus and are tired all the time and aren't rlly that good looking and get startled easily

[agoraphobe]

sweet baby mode vs evil mode

[tinkerbelldetective]

Also just thinking about how ADHD in Percy Jackson and the Olympians is just your body and mind's hardwiring for battle, it is not missed on me that Percy Jackson, a boy with ADHD, has a sword that when misplaced/lost/taken/dropped reappears in his pocket.

[trickstarbrave]

i love counterspell. "i cast fireball!" no you dont

[trickstarbrave]

Note: this is only funny when I do it. If an enemy counter spells me I want to commit mass murder

[beforethelobotomy]

september is coming up so here’s your yearly reminder to leave billie joe armstrong the fuck alone

[bentheechidna]

Well of course. We don’t wake him up until October 1st.

[geekandmisandry]

His dad is dead, just don’t.

[korrasera]

In case anyone reading my blog is unaware, this is a reference to the Green Day song titled “Wake Me Up When September Ends” a song that Billie Joe Armstrong wrote following the death of his father in September of 1982 when Billie Joe was ten years old. The title of the song references his desire to sleep through September in an effort to get some emotional distance from the death of his father.

He’s since been open about the emotional difficulty of having written the song since many people now message him on October 1st to ‘wake him up’ despite the song being a memorial to his departed father.

It’s generally seen as respectful to not try to wake him up. Let him sleep and let him remember his father in peace.

[blankblankblank01-deactivated20]

reblogging again because the end of September is coming up. leave him alone.

[boosyboo9206]

Reblogging as a reminder to leave Billie Joe Armstrong the fuck alone on October 1st and any day after it if your message is going to contain anything to do with “waking” him up because September will be over.

[yandere-angela]

i have no clue what cocomelon is so whenever i see "you're doing some cocomelon shit to me" i just imagine like. saw traps

[sootsz]

truly the absolute best way to say there’s going to be an admin switch

[userglitched]

"i'll remember the exact phrasing of the paragraph i just thought of for my fic when i get to my computer later, i don't need to write it down or put it in my notes app" this is the devil speaking

[memewhore]

[thatdisasterauthor]

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[notmusa]

holy shit this was made the year i was born

[kunaigirl]

ALWAYS REBLOG BIG BILL HELL’S CARS!

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Lose my shit whenever songs in an album have recurring motifs like yesss play those notes again boy

[sovietnam]

[vixivulpixel]

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

[soersew]

NORTHERN IRELAND ON IT’S WAY TO PARTY WHOOOOO YEAHHHH

[charlesoberonn]

[darcyesque]

the devil works fast but wikipedia editors work faster

[aropride]

[pathos-logical]

[ID: A meme of two CGI people carrying someone on a stretcher. One asks, "What happened to him?" The other replies, "he was forced to verbalize a thought." End ID]