We Are Not Things

Rogue. College lady, recovering child, and strong supporter of the Oxford comma.

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[peachyjude]

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

[tortapane]

so wonder woman killed herself and talia is a rapist again…. will i ever win?

[robs-your-robins]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

[deadpowol]

[tahthetrickster]

[thundergrace]

that's hot

[gurlsrool]

everyone’s always busy debating if Ilya would be a swiftie or not because no one wants to face the reality that he’d love the FUCK out of Eminem

[iiumz]

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[whyenn-reader]

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

[tendie-defender]

We should bring back forest green.

[thetursithan]

[jaaaaaade-jones]

Okay that’s skillz

[porcupine-girl]

Training herding dogs side of tumblr, please explain

[mythopoeticlicense]

It's called shedding. Sometimes you need to single out some animals from others in the herd for some reason, this lets you do it in a field relatively quickly and with less stress for the animals compare to other methods (like running them all through a chute or a race).

It's a higher level sheepdog skill, they usually do it in trials too.

There's a cool video on it here

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[thelaughingserpent]

The courage to slay a god.

[03josten]

i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

[tenderhooked]

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[jack-daw-blues]

@maxadieu

[distractionsfromthefood]

[casgirl]

the worst part of the fandom life cycle is when people are like “everyone keeps saying [thing that happens in canon or is strongly supported by canon traits and actions of the characters in the text], but ACTUALLY [thing that is the complete opposite and has no textual basis] is the real canon.” But you MUST persevere. Real character understanders will receive their reward in the divine for their steadfastness.