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Kpop girl. Multistan BTS, BIGBANG, Stray kids, Ateez, Enhypen, Seventeen, P1harmony

[midnightmultistan]

RM: Are you sure you’re alright?

Jungkook: Yeah, i-it’s just these onions.

RM:

Jungkook:

RM: Those are potatoes

[genderqueersammy]

The good SPN where Sam gets pregnant with Jack and it’s just basically the Bella pregnancy arc in Twilight

[transfemmesam]

sam should have given birth to jack btw. not kelly

[midnightmultistan]

I basically wrote a fic on this 😂

[esthwind]

Gaslighting myself into thinking Sam kissed Lucifer to let him in when he said yes in Detroit

[midnightmultistan]

I had someone tell me I can’t ship Sam and Lucifer, like how you gonna stop me sweetie pie 😂

[midnightmultistan]

Lucifer: Why do people think I’m incapable of doing anything nice?

Castiel: Experience.

[midnightmultistan]

Sam: when you said ‘magical in bed’ this isn’t exactly what I was exp-

Gabriel: *holds up 8 of hearts* is this your card?

Sam: *Softly* Holy shit.

[midnightmultistan]

Dean: I’m going to bed

Sam: it’s noon

Dean: Time isn’t real

[midnightmultistan]

Charlie: Do you have any tattoos?

Sam: Yeah on my arm ‘Lucifer and Sam forever’.

Charlie: But I thought Gabriel was your husband?

Sam: Yeah, he wasn’t too happy about that.

[midnightmultistan]

Sam: Lucifer texted me “your adorable” So I texted him and said no “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Sam: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates.

Sam: All I did was point out a typo.

[midnightmultistan]

Gabriel: *whispers* Future husband says what

Sam: *confused* What?

Gabriel: *screeching internally*

[midnightmultistan]

Dean: Yeah, we’re best friends, but I’d fuck you if you asked

Castiel: What?

Dean: What?

Sam without looking up from his laptop: He said he’d fuck you if you asked.

[midnightmultistan]

Dean: How many times have I told you NOT to list me as your emergency contact, Jack!?

Jack: [Stuck on the roof] YOU’RE NOT it’s Castiel… who is also stuck up here.

Castiel: *excitedly waves*

[midnightmultistan]

Sam: You’d do that for me?

Gabriel: I’d do a lot of things to you.

Sam: …you mean ‘for me?

Gabriel: that too.

[midnightmultistan]

Dean: So, what did you do last night?

Castiel: Nothing.

Dean: I know, but what did you actually do?

Castiel: literally nothing, I sat in a chair and I stared.

[midnightmultistan]

Sam: Were you flirting with me?

Gabriel: Have been for the past three years, but thanks for noticing

[midnightmultistan]

Sam: Dean, get that hideous thing out of the bunker.

Dean to Gabriel: Sam wants you out of the bunker.