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thelogicalghost

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

bettsplendens

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

lunarreaper12

He’s like “Should I go back inside…?”

69shadesofgray

only true minnesotans will understand

fantasmicallyfunsized

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

My friend kind of sounds like a pirate...

#Storytime #dogs #poop #humor #too long

solvatochrome

do you think kirby’s skin is moist when you touch him

solvatochrome

or do you think its like rubbery? like an inflated balloon?

solvatochrome

if you stabbed him would he pop or bleed?

tgapa

Do you take constructive criticism on your posts ???

solvatochrome

all respectable scientists must accept peer review on their research findings

tgapa

Due to the nature of kirby’s inflation (inhalation of the air or other airborne elements) Kirby’s anatomy would only make sense to be a large bodily chasm much like the human lung to capture and hold the atmospheric area inside of him.

Kirby also floats, suggesting either A) he is lighter than the atmospheric pressure and gravity affecting him and can propel himself through the atmosphere or B) he is strong enough to conteract those forces. Both of which suggest Kirby is not fat or excess skin, but muscle. He is also depicted as smooth and without imperfections as if to suggest that inflated kirby has no stretching of his skin. Smaller kirby and Larger kirby can have different volumes, indicating Kirby has excess skin which can retract into his body when not in use. Which would be able to reside in the chasm of Kirby, that is contracted and relaxed.

So while he may be soft and squishy when deflated, I think Kirby when he has taken in air is much more like a basketball, firm and stiff thanks to the extension (possible hyperextension) of his muscles. Kirby is softer when not inflated due to the relaxtaion of his muscles although the moistness is a variable I am unable to comprehend at this time.

Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk this is why kirby would actually just eat the knife if you tried to stab him

ruinedchildhood

naughtycrowofthenorth

If Beyonce’s voice only travels the square root of the room size without any equipment and the room size is 20,000 square feet, and there are 1 in every 12 people are single, and half thr patrons are women, and there are 1 person per 120 square feet of the room, solve for, How many single ladies in the club raised their hands?

deejay

tennesseestellamccartney

Okay. There are 166.66 (so 167) patrons in the club (20k/120). One in 12 are single and half are women, that means one in 24 are single women. That means that in the entire building there are 6.9 single ladies (let’s say 7 though. One just got broken up with and is fighting to get back together with their SO) if Beyoncé is singing without equiptment, only, she would only be heard by 141 sq feet of the entire establishment.

That means only one single lady would put their hands up… Maybe. Unless it’s that girl who isn’t sure what her relationship status is.