Awkward

I'm the living personification of awkward. Nice to meet you.

[lolfactory]

[superfizz]

thank you

[mids13]

The moment you take whiskey better than most guys

[duntothewood]

How can

This guy

And this guy

Be the same person? it is not possible!!

[markiplier]

Advanced plastic surgery every few minutes.

[piink-rose]

when you draw something really fast and crappy and a lot of people really like it

when you draw something really detailed and you put so much hard work and practically your soul into it and no one likes it

[sleepingwithher]

Hearing my own voice on a recording makes me want to apologize to every single person I’ve ever talked to, like I’m really sorry.

[mids13]

Sometimes you have to do drugs to get through the day

[mids13]

*Watching Captain America 2, when our disguised (older woman) agent beats the shit out of everyone*

Max: "Dayum, menopause stops for nothing"

[mids13]

I just want a guy who will make me mac n' cheese... And not the cheap microwave shit but the box kind.

[dennys]

whoever discarded this perfectly good broccoli has started something impossible to reverse…this is the first sign..

of the end

[mids13]

Me: I have ugly feet. Oh well, I run a lot so I don't care..

Mom: I'm sure there's someone that'll suck on your toe.

Me: what! Mom too much!

[keep-pushingforward-blog]

…without a thought in your head because that’s what you have to do. And you do the push-ups and you jog and you do all the things beyond exhaustion because you have to. Then one day you’ll discover you’re in the zone and you don’t feel your legs anymore, you don’t feel your arms anymore. You exist as a motion. That’s the zone. Then you can do anything.

The Perfect Husband by Lisa Gardner (via keep-pushingforward)

[titanbender]

same

[mids13]

The exact metaphor for life... You think you're safe and BAM! A watermelon to the face

[n0kiv]

College be like

Housing: $2,980 Meal plan: $1,457 Books: $1,429 Enrollment: $983 Air: $3,274 Grass: $4,284 Sidewalk: $5,284 The sun: $3,381

[rexuality]

[mouserawr]

[twogeenius]

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

[skinbonesandink]

Oh..

[freemindfreebody]

I freakin love my dogs.

[pornocreep-deactivated20180519]

Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.

[snidely-whiplash]

Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all

[mids13]

This is probably the funniest, most adorable, and heart breaking I've ever read.

[mids13]

I have a serious addiction

Popping bubble wrap is my crack

[mids13]

Will I ever feel ready?

[critgemhero]

Tenzin the salesman

[mids13]

After a while, someone should have stopped Tenzin because his sell pitches are terrible..

[tomhazeldine]

[mids13]

This man is adorkable