NOTHING MAKES SENSE SO WHY SHOULD I

In other words, keep your bad vibes out of my cornflakes. I'm not interested.

[visenyaism]

Honestly fuck AI for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I’m some kind of protestant

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

[wexleresque]

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[yesterdaysprint]

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

[gablehood]

[austin-butlerian-jihad]

HAPPY HUNDRED YEARS TO THIS JOKE

[sagasolejma]

[necromancelena]

Microdosing on court intrigue by being really cagey about what I do in my spare time for no good reason

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[ryanphantom]

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[seymour-butz-stuff]

Elon uses his overvalued Tesla stock as collateral for all his loans.

If the stock price crashes, banks will ask for their money back.

The Twitter deal alone would break him - twitter has tanked in value, he couldn't sell it to pay off his loans.

[j-swin79]

[ultrareginarules]

Please, oh please. Not just well deserved karma, it would be so fucking funny.

[localgays2]

[daily-spooky]

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

[ailuromantic-deactivated2022122]

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

[therainbowwillow]

They should invent an essay where you just do research forever and then you never write anything