A Musical Letter To My Nine Year Old Self: Humble Pop Beginnings
As I draw closer to the impending conclusion of my childhood (I'm going to be 21 in less than 3 months), I have found myself thinking about how my musical tastes have dramatically changed. So whilst I'm procrastinating from revision, I have decided that I'm going to write a series of blogs: one about my younger music taste self, my parents musical influences, the myspace years and my flirtation with dirty old rock and roll.
So what was I like at 9? Now I think about it - I don't think I've changed too dramatically. I was a tomboy, I always have been. My sister reminded me the other day how when I was asked if I wanted a doll by our mother for Christmas, how I repeatedly told her that I didn't want one. Although my mum continued in her constant battle of forcing me to wear dresses, and have girly toys, I rejected them and eventually, she did give up.
I think the last straw was the day I went to my friend's football birthday party in a pink tracksuit, complete with Nike Air Max 90s (I was the only girl playing football) and I came back drowned in mud. The now brown and mud entrenched tracksuit was ruined. But I remember playing in Blackheath in the pouring rain - that was a good day. I spent my weekends in the library, reading (with sporadic visits from my dad), watching Stars In Their Eyes (which is still a childhood dream for me to go on) and playing FIFA 2000 with my cousin. (Besides, my mum got the last laugh in the form of sending me to all girls' school for 7 years.)
I was born on Wednesday 15th July 1992, weighing somewhere around 7 pounds. The aforementioned memory of me playing football was at my first primary school so I must have been about 8. That would make it around 2000. We hadn't died from the apocalypse, the terribly cumbersome school macs (provided by the Tesco voucher scheme) hadn't imploded and our school trip was as far as Greenwich to the Millennium Dome. Konnie Huq, Tim Vincent, Lizo, Jamie Theakston and Zoe Ball were regulars on my TV screen. Pretty much every soap star was being thrown a record deal (Martine McCutcheon, Adam Rickitt and Sid Owen spring to mind). 9/11 and the Iraq War had not happened yet. Damilola Taylor was alive. My innocence of the world around me was still preserved.
In the year 2000, the digital age was not yet in full swing. The closest I got to the internet was using Netscape Navigator which was via my cousins' boyfriend (now husband of 5 years as of last week, god time flies!). I distinctly remember being invited over to one of my guy friends' houses (he still lives up the hill from me, and I bump into his mum all the time) to watch their digital set-top box. His mum worked for BT or Cable and Wireless and so he got loads of digital, technology type gadgets before everyone else. My cousin (the one who I played FIFA with) also had a digibox and I remember watching TLC on the Box at their house! I do miss these times, as whilst the internet has afforded us a huge variety of music and knowledge - children won't know that there was life BEFORE the internet. Times were simpler then.
Therefore music could only really infiltrate the house in one of seven ways: via TV (aka CD:UK, The Pepsi Chart Show and Top Of The Pops), via kids singing it in the playground, via magazines (like Smash Hits), the annual Christmas CD buy and the radio chart show on a Sunday. Now I think about it, it actually had quite a bit of penetration.
My sister and I had a play room where we relegated to for most our childhood. It became our den; teddy bears, toy food, toy kitchen, dollies and my PlayStation - all littered it. We could happily watch SM:TV live, Live & Kicking and CD:UK on a Saturday morning, as mum was usually asleep and would only wake or come back from the doing the shopping around the end of CD: UK time - which meant time for the library and brunch. I was impatient - I loved the fact that CD: UK often spoilt the No. 1 single for me or sometimes the chart rundown would change so dramatically between then and 7pm on Sunday. The Pepsi Chart Show with Dr. Fox was great to watch on Wednesday/Thursday nights with my cousin when the European football wasn't on.
However, TOTP was a whole different kettle of fish - as it was on later, my watching of it was monitored a little more. I remember my mum coming and turning off Tom Jones' Sexbomb (even now, I still can't listen to that song without cringing), my mum hanging around to see the world exclusive of Michael Jackson's 'You Rock My World' video, All Saints doing the striding combat dance to Pure Shores, the rather naughty cartoon video to Robbie's Let Love Be Your Energy, Ricky Martin shaking his Latino hips and my mum tutting at Britney's 'Baby One More Time' video and Kylie's spinning around hotpants. But all of it blew my mind - and I lapped up every moment: every dance routine, every melody, every word. Although later on, I would realise they were miming and most of these stars had significant crack habits - I still love it all.
I used to record the Chart Rundown on Sunday nights. I distinctly remember recording Blue - All Rise on to a tape and then writing down the lyrics with the help of my cousin. My mum would spend the whole day at church so we could (my cousin, my sister and myself) watch Fully Booked before going to church and returning in time for the last hour of the chart show. Luckily for us, the church I grew up in decided to put on a morning service so when church was in the morning, we came home after the first service and listened in peace to Capital.
The chart battles were interesting: Spiller's Groovejet beating Victoria Beckham (although if I remember well, CD: UK reported VB as the chart no. 1, as it was at the point in time), being angry when Kylie beat MJ's 'You Rock My World' to no. 1 and the classic Christmas no.1 - I was angry that S Club 7's 'Two In A Million' didn't make it. The chart show would be over and it was time for cake and custard and the remaining minutes of whatever late 80s/early 90s kids film was on Channel 5 - my mum could walk through the door at any moment from then which meant we had to be ready for bed and for school the next morning. (This was in the days of telephone boxes, so when she called to say she had left Church, our routine worked liked clockwork as to what we would do next).
[I remember I said I didn't like this song and was made to sit in the corner for 2 hours]
Going to school in South East London meant that when So Solid Crew blew up and Darren (from Catford) came third in the first Big Brother, they were made into demigods. Pretty much every kid in primary school had a cousin who rolled in So Solid Crew and Oxide and Neutrino's Bound 4 Da Reload was on CD:UK. As it was underground, it really relied on the kids of the playground to spread this music (there was often rapping and dance offs) and the older rowdy kids on the bus on the way home to play their music. 21 Seconds was mindblowing to a small child, (there's a really good video somewhere of Chip(munk) talking about when he first heard it and how it inspired him to rap), but scary to my mum and as such as was banned from our house. Eminem, in all his dungaree donning, chainsaw bearing glory, was banned too. I wish I could remember all the countless songs that were banned from our household for every Steps song that I could listen to in return.
There was a huge difference between the US and UK acts - there was still that elusive longing for America by British acts. Acts would disappear for months whilst they did their customary US jaunt and some would never return once they crossed the pond; dropped and abandoned in the popstar wilderness on the premise of not floating through the incandescent pearly gates of the American music heaven. It's probably for this reason that kids latched onto So Solid Crew so quickly: they weren't another British act trying (and failing) to be American, firstly and their music was so different. I sometimes overheard conversations on the bus home from school from older kids who had gone to these underground raves - they seemed exciting. Garage was very British, and exciting. It was yet to be usurped by the IBIZA 2000 dance movement.
All these aforementioned musical moments were some of the best moments of my life. I think I can only remember them BECAUSE of my penchant for popular song since 1992. I wouldn't change it for anything else. I can remember a good tune. So what can we learn from my nine year old music taste?
I was yet to appreciate the britpop of Blur, discover Suede, the Bowie samples in Samantha Mumba's Body II Body and I was far too young to understand that Coldplay, Dido and David Gray were not just a good excuse to turn down the television, I still detest Westlife. I sang Oasis and Macy Gray tunes but it was because of the great melodies and not because it was a hip thing to do. For me, pop music was fun in the early noughties and late nineties. It was the period of the good old novelty tune. I listened to mostly pop, R&B, mild rap and dance. Most of the tunes being written at this time were great - even the utter rubbish was somewhat good - who remembers the ludicrous chorus of Wyclef's Perfect Gentleman, The Rock or Las Ketchup?
Records didn't take themselves mega seriously. The good times were good, money and records were flowing; Robbie was pop's Golden Boy, Jay Kay was crashing ferraris, 5ive were getting girls, S Club 7 were on TV, record companies rubbed their hands in glee at the very thought of B*Witched, Lianne Rimes and Shania Twain, it was Pras Michel's Ghetto Superstar and not Cheryl's Ghetto Baby, Pop Idol and Popstars were just wee babies and X Factor was not even a fully formed idea in Simon Cowell's head. Showbiz had just about all the attractive glitter, glamour and drama that it could get.
So in closing, this blog post is dedicated to every Boyzone, Bob The Builder, 5ive, Daphne & Celeste, Spice Girls, even the organs in D:Ream's 'Things Can Only Get Better' that I have ever listened to. These tunes are now ingrained into my soul. As a kid, I believe you should listen to everything that you can, you will only be able to appreciate it when you're older.
When Thatcher died last week, my mum said, 'she did some wicked things, but the way they ousted her out of power...' She shook her head as I didn't understand what she was on about. 'You're a product, child of Tony Blair, aren't you?' she said laughing.
She waggled her finger at me mockingly.
'Education, Education, Education.'
Get your musical one whilst you're still young. Enjoy the playlist.