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Weird girl 23

[albertnatural]

[cantina-band]

Watching twilight on a poorly hung projector. (x)

[sigilmint]

i couldn’t fucking resist

[autisticexpression]

the classic returns!

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[tombgirl666]

[1892]

[1892]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

[cybervillainess]

entrepreneur driving his new electric car

[sliversoakley4]

[calocera]

If I had the death note I wouldn’t even care about killing people the real kicker is that you can bend their will before they die. Like who cares if I could give joe biden a heart attack BUT i could make him go up the the podium and say something like “I need a thick girl and a blunt right now or I’ll die” and then he explodes. That’s where the money is

[sirfrogsworth]

Woke Goggles™ strike again.

Also, he really set himself up with that movie list. Hoo boy.

Like, I knew the trap I created was not going to work out for him. And it was extra fun how confident he was with "I dunno" and "need more?" All while setting me up for the spike with an oversized beach ball.

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy leap yeap!

[yesterdaysprint]

Evansville Press, Indiana, February 5, 1912

[anemonequeen-moved]

it’s a leap yeap

[morganoperandi]

My nightmare: making a typo that people are still talking about over a century later

[40ouncesandamule]

Happy leap yeap!

[theehorsepusssy]

[dragongirlbunny]

weed gummies are such a fake sounding concept like yeah if you eat this piece of candy and wait an hour you'll suddenly become very easily entertained and airheaded and cuddly

[somethingsomethingwizard]

willy wonka creation

[chemsexholmes]

Typically an adjective accompanies those words

[noonesgaylikegatson]

[only-cat-memes]