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toskarin

ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal

gouged-doll

hungwy

The floor is such a beautiful place to keep irregularly used items

yuriartillery

meowing is an effective way to locate other allied combatants in low visibility conditions

imwiremother

they are adding an emoji of your dad tomorrow

wiltking

you really can reach a point with transgender enlightenment wherein you can attribute any bodily feature silhouette and detail to any gender regardless of typical cisgender aesthetic connotations. anything can be a man's body if the person in it is a man. anything can be a woman's body if the person in it is a woman. anything can be a genderless body if the person in it is genderless. and so on. the only thing that matters is the personhood within and whether you are willing to look and know and see it. open your eyes. keep trying until you no longer flinch or turn away in shame or anger or confusion.

contemptible-scoundrel

seriously awesome

djstealie

[Trying to flirt in the city] I think what you said about Wong Kar Wai was really insightful

[Trying to flirt in the country] I'd love to get high with you on your porch for 5 days

skidmark4

not havin TikTok or IG will hav U up @ 4AM like dam wat goin on on r/Food Lol

iamnotlanuk

dahliavandare

You’re just not ready. At no point in this video when he says the next thing are you ready.

d3monl0ver

yeah that’s a common mistake actually, a dusty periwinkle hanky means you like receiving butterfly kisses but that shade of morning mist means you wanna get killed with a pipe wrench

academic-vampire

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

academic-vampire

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

zooophagous

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.