Midwestmonalisa🍃

I love you

[midwesternmonalisa]

Hello everypuppy! This is my unnecessarily long intro post, enjoy!

I'm midwestmonalisa! You can also call me Reegan :p

I'm an adult!! 19

My pronouns are he/it! I'm ftm and over one year on testosterone YAYYY!!!

I'm from Iowa so my time zone is CST!

I've been together with my lovely boyfriend for 2 years :3

I have 3 cats and a fat old dog that I love like a son

I'm autistic :)

420 friendly 😋

I play lots of video games! Mostly minecraft, tomodachi life, stardew valley, and slime rancher!!

I'm obsessed with the TV shows Community and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Like OBSESSED.

I spend most of my time making art!! (Many different mediums)

I collect many things! My main collection is clowns :) I own around 80 of them! (I also collect dolls, bones, keys, crystals, etc.)

I'm a Hellenistic Polytheist!! I mainly worship Dionysus and Aphrodite :3

I love to take pictures!! I finally got a real camera recently so stay tuned :p

I'm a maximalist in every way!! I thrift EVERYTHING! My house is full of junk 💜 and I refuse to leave the house without at least 5 accessories on

I love midwest emo and bandom 😋 my favorite bands are The Front Bottoms, Fall Out Boy, and Pup The Band (to name a few)

I'm a communist (yes I know what I'm talking about, no I didn't form my political opinions on tiktok 🙃)

I'm very chatty I promise! I'm just not on this app much lol! Ask for my other socials if you'd like too :)) I love to talk to literally anyone! (Note that I'll only follow you back/talk to you if you're 17 or older 💔)

I also love monster high, Garett Watts, Smosh, Fashion of all kinds, bojack horsemen, family guy, scott pilgrim, brokeback mountain, and the umbrella academy to name a rew other interests ( I pretend the Last season doesn't exist tbh lmao)

I'm a furry, kemonomimi (sometimes), AND possibly a therian (still tryna figure that one out lmao)

DNI: bigots of any and all kinds obviously, transmeds, terfs, nsfw/kink blogs, zoophiles, furry haters, pro ed/sh, TCC, or people under 16 😭

[mjish]

[arbitraryfuck]

charlie kelly one of those characters of all time where he's so complex but also deceptively simple so everyone can relate to him if they want to. you think he's asexual? he is!! you think he loves to fuck? he does!! or maybe his relationship to sex is too complex to put in a simple sentence? absolutely! you believe he's a trans man? of course! you think she's transfemme? just look at "the gang solves the bathroom problem"! you think they "dont do gender" or "doesn't identify"? that's quite literally canon!! boyfriend to some, girlfriend to others, they have the range!! you think of him as a sweet, silly little guy? he's in fact a lovable rascal. you prefer to think of him as an amoral disgusting violent man? he's in fact also that. whatever you think of charlie kelly, you're probably right and that's delightful to me

[midwesternmonalisa]

CAT POST!!!! these are my babies. The Tortie is BabyGirl and she's the beautiful and wonderful mother of the other two fellas!! The orange kitty is Chuck and the Tabby is Douglas!

[midwesternmonalisa]

Hello everyone! I just wanted to let my old followers know that I'm repurposing this account! This will no longer be an age/pet regression blog and will just be my main account! I'm so sorry to disappoint, I love you all and hope that some of you sick around!

*Note that this blog will no longer be completely sfw! Nothing inherently nsfw other than swearing and occasional jokes but please be warned regardless!