abed enjoyer by choice, women lover by birth

I didn't have a tumblr account at its peak because I was on twitter ten hours a day

[belle-and-seblesbian]

"i have a video that i could've released instead that would have just completely destroyed the internet"

[m0thnight]

I actually DO have it all figured out at twenty. after working as a server for the past four summers, this one being particularly serious working full-time employee hours, I know what I DON'T want to do for the rest of my life.

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

btw in case anyone doesn't know about the trobed zine

(Boy)Friends Weekly

A fan-zine dedicated to Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir. Free to download; all donations go directly to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund.

this is from several years ago and I didn't make this or was involved with the making at all. I just wanted to share it because I think it's really cool, and I feel like a lot of people don't know about it

[m0thnight]

finally completed my collection <3

[bloodydancy]

—Never beating the sexual tension allegations

[willgrahamscock]

House would have figured out what’s wrong with Will Graham after nearly killing him and would have been like oh yeah also your therapist has been feeding you poison chicken soup that’s why you’re getting worse, probably should check his freezer too the guys not subtle with the cannibalism. But it’s easy to miss all this when you’re getting bent over the therapy chair instead of sitting in it.

[75screamingtoads]

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

[duraraross]

The only way a bisexual house episode would happen is house makes a weirdly specific and knowledgeable joke about gay sex and Wilson asks if that’s true/how he knows that and house goes “from fucking men”. Wilson’s initial reaction is a bit weird so he spends the rest of the episode trying to show how good of an ally he is by trying to support house’s bisexuality by “checking out” men with house like he would with women but it’s just weird. House wants to see how far Wilson will go with his allyship and it gets to the point where house brings Wilson to a gay strip club, where Wilson is extremely uncomfortable. They get back to house’s place and house finally tells Wilson he’s just fucking with him, Wilson doesn’t need to do all that weird shit, just treat him like he normally does. Wilson actually takes it to heart and asks what kind of men house is into and house answers by describing Wilson exactly. Wilson low key freaks but then he realizes house is fucking with him and he’s like “oh you’re messing with me” and house is like “fucking obviously. I like twinks with big butts, why do you think I hired Chase?” Wilson turns to his drink on the table and laughs, camera shows house looking lovingly at Wilson, end of episode

[vemancer]

I HAVE DISCOVERED HOW TO MAKE EDITS ON CANVA I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[haloturnstables]

hard launch textposts !!

[m0thnight]

rewatching community is all fun and games until I'm crying on my bed because Troy's leaving and the lava won't go away until he stops leaving

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

these lowkey have violent undertones im sorry idk what happened

[troynabed]

"trobed will be canon in the movie" trobed went canon in the greendale yearbook when they won the nomination for cutest couple

edit: photo cred to @jabedtisms

[troynabed]

troy & abed as silly tumblr posts

[troynabed]

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

the funniest joke ever told in community is when annie said “do you care about people at all, abed?” knowing full well that this is how he looks at his casual buddy troy in every single situation

[troynabed]

peak dynamic is guy who clearly has something wrong with him x guy whos ten seconds from bursting into tears at any given time