hi !! basic info about me n stuff, prolly time to make this
names: mikey, mikael, yaoimaxxer, etc. nicknames r also cool. puppy is peak. anything ischill.
single 👀
pronouns: he/him. not flexible
sexuality ⁉️: i dont know. maybe pansexual?
main fandoms: p!atd, gym class heroes, the pitt, the young veins
hobbies: drawing, writing (fanfic on quotev 👀👀👀) listening to music, guitar, baking, cooking, martial arts, MINECRAFT !!
boundaries n stuff
DNI: major beavis and butthead fans.
feel free to send me freak asks about anything from fauxcest to plain romantic stuff but i’m a minor so i’d prefer you to be one too if you send that.
guide:
# maxxer.asks : answering asks
# maxxer.txt : random typed posts
#maxxer.art : art
maxxer.borders : borders n layouts
layout stuff
my layouts are made by me, but i get my dividers from @pixopix !! their stuff is amazing, go check it out.
i make my layouts on pinterest for now, so i can’t do gifs but pretty much everything else is up. i don’t have a blacklist or a whitelist, but stuff will obviously be more accurate if i know the character.
i don’t do commissions !! everything is free !! which means you cannot pay me to make your request go faster !! the order will likely be mutuals > most liked characters > characters i don’t know
if i don’t like the theme of your order then i probably js won’t do it 🥹 im sorry im just bad at like motivating myself to do things i dont wanna do. if ur order isn’t done within a week u might wanna start sending requests to other ppl 👀
obviously my stuff is very beginner but i do enjoy making these and i hope to improve quickly !!
if u do end up using them please credit me !! not in every post obv but in ur bio or desc or smth would be cool to tag me :3
unfortunately i do genuinely cry at the student made “call i’m sick, call i’m angry” edits of ryland grace and ticci toby and pretty much everyone else
i would like to speak to my mutuals more however i suffer from everybody hates me and thinks the lowest of me and also probably wants me to hang myself disorder. so.
You can’t call yourself a leftist if you hate children tbh, like you can choose not to have them or be around them, but outright hating the most marginalised group of people in the world who have absolutely no power or control over the most basic parts of their lives and bodies is a dangerous mentality to have and you need to grow the fuck up and get out of your edgy phase and start treating everyone around you like human beings, even the ones that piss you off.
it is so insane to me that when some of you see people attracted to characters like ticci toby and jeff the killer your first reaction is to say “well, you wouldn’t like them irl. they have mental illness/ disfigurement/disability/neurodivergence/etc.”.
You need to keep in mind that things like Tourette’s and scarring and bodily disfigurement and schizophrenia and more are all things people have in real life. These people can still be and deserve to be loved despite this. Treating people with these things as subhuman and people incapable of feeling attracted to is so awful to the community, even outside of the character.
It’s another thing thing if your argument was “you wouldn’t like them irl cause they’d kill you and your family”, but if your only reasoning is that they are disabled or disfigured you seriously need to think through some prejudices in your head.
Any specific fic ideas👀👀👀 like I’ll write anything fluff, angst, smut 🥹✌️
uh uh as always i love all your hybrid stuff ,, if this is like too freak no problem but uh wingplay stuff??
alternatively maybe a list of sfw & nsfw headcanons about relationship or pre relationship ,, how they act around eachother, if it’s different from when they were just friends, when they got tg, etc 👀👀👀
i love all your work im so grateful for anythinggh lowk ^_^
Jalbert fic for @yaoimaxxer48 !!!!!! And myself ofc
Hybrids au!! Jake is part tiger and has characteristics similar, Albert is part flamingo and penguin, flamingo being more dominant in his characteristics!
I had to google how flamingos preen for this🙈🙈
Albert was preening his feathers, gently oiling his feathers as he sat on the edge of the bathtub. He finished after a while and washed his hands, he put his birks on and went outside to dry his wings. Watching the clouds flow gently, the warmth took him over and he looked a small nap. A ‘small nap’ turned into him being out for almost two hours in the Florida heat. He woke up a felt his skin burning, he yelped and made an attempt to shade himself with his wings while running back inside.
Jake came out of the bedroom freshly showered with a tanktop and baggy jeans on. He went to the kitchen and found Albert, bright red and teary eyed. Smearing Aloe Vera over his skin.
“Albert? What happened??” Jake asked as he walked over and really saw how red he was. Albert flinched from the contact of anything to his skin and sniffled as he pumped more Aloe onto his hand.
“Stayed in the sun too long..” he muttered. Jake frowned. “Want me to help you with that?” Albert nodded and watched as Jake gently applied the cooling jelly to his very burnt arms. Soon he was coated up and less hurting. They let it dry then continuously applied more after it dried to protect Albert’s skin.
A while later, they were cuddled up on the couch watching a movie, Jake petting Albert’s wings softly.
“Did you preen earlier?” Jake asked, Albert gave an affirmative nod and fluttered his wings. Jake smiled and played with his feathered tail gently. “They look clean.” He kissed his cheek and sat up, gesturing for the avian to sit in his lap. He did so and Jake gently held his face and kissed him, resulting in more sweet pecks. Albert giggled and his wings fluttered shamelessly, his small tail wagging. Jake’s own tail wrapped around his waist as he smothered his boyfriend in love.
Jake’s touch was cooling compared to Albert’s burning skin. He chirped happily and buried his face in his chest, lovesick and giddy.
could you maybe do more jalbert stuff 👀👀 art or oneshot or like headcanons about them 👀👀👀
no pressure i loveyou byebye
Yes yes anything for Jalbert🤤🤤🤤🤤 I actually drew this last night but didn’t like how it turned out but here we are🥹🤞 more Jalbert stuff coming soon because the Jalbert pill is taking over and I plan on writing another oneshot today😛😛
do you think when liu graduated he thought of his brother who barely got through seventh grade. do you think he thinks about how he can be done with highschool while jeff is out there still out of his mind and hurting people and hurting himself and probably starving. i think he saw his brother's bandaged up face in every smudge on every glass surface. i don't think he celebrated this achievement very much. also i didnt wanna do a background woops mehmehmehmeh :PPPPPP
sketches and doodles that I've done! thanks for your patience everybody, I've been struggling through. awful art block for the past few months but i finally feel able to trudge through it somewhat. here's a collection of stuff that ive been doing over the behemoth discord. i promise to start making an effort participating in the behemoth fanbase outside of discord again i promise
