Silent Hill and horror trash

25 and ready to die. I'm looking for my wife/child/little brother/that bitch named "Claudia". Have you seen them?

[spongebob-connoisseur]

It is always such a shame when people are comparing Nosferatu adaptations and they always leave out the Spongebob episode Squidferatu from 2022. Graveyard shift is iconic and all but how could you ignore THE OFFICIAL SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS ADAPTATION OF NOSFERATU??

That was made to HONOR the anniversary of the original 1922 movie?? For shame! It's basically Thomas Hutter's trip to the castle but instead with SpongeBob characters. You've got your own Herr Knock in the form of a Peter Lorre fish! What's not to love?

[idiotwithanipad]

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[buxina]

Bravo also to Robert Eggers for probably the least bad depiction of Transylvania in Western vampire cinematic history:

1. Having actual Romanian actors doing the dialogue in Romanian. You'd think this is a low bar to clear but nope.

2. High quality costume design that looks pretty accurate to 19th century Romanian and Roma peasantry, even down to specific braided hairstyles from the Transylvanian region.

3. Depiction of Roma people but refrains from having them as some typical Hollywood exoticizing role like a magical fortune teller etc. They're in like half a scene, just chilling and playing music in front of an inn.

4. Use of the word "strigoi" which are actual spirits in Romanian folklore, unlike the term "vampire" which didn't exist in Romania.

5. Sorry to the Nosferatu moustache haters, but a Romanian nobleman would have had that exact facial hair.

6. Depiction of religion (nuns, churches) that actually looks like Eastern Orthodoxy and not some vaguely spooky goth Christianity.

[pcrushinnerd]

I liked this a lot too. [SPOILERS] Orlocks design felt like this is what Vlad Tepes would have looked like if dug up from the grave, with pieces of him rotting off.

[rikiteekeetavee]

i can't believe the 19th century hungarian old man in 19th century transylvania has a huge moustache like one. why would eggers do this. smexy vampires RUINED

[r3albatman]

i know there's ambiguity surrounding Ellen's feelings for Count Orlock but idgaf guys like. She loved Thomas so much that she completely fucking forgot about that sack of bones until he left. He was the only thing that kept her grounded and sane. i understand the eroticism that goes along with vampires, and normally i LOVE it, but this one is not the same. i definitely care more about the love shared between Ellen and Thomas than the lust between her and the Count. anyway, no one cares but i needed to say it.

[libraryleopard]

Listen, this is very important. If you liked Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers you must go to your nearest search engine and look up The Vourdalak dir. Adrien Beau. It is of the UTMOST important that you watch this film if you liked Nosferatu. It’s about a French courtier who is robbed while traveling through Eastern Europe and must seek refuge with a local peasant family whose patriarch is transformed into a vampire who can only feed on his loved ones. It has everything you need in gothic cinema—a French dandy experiencing the Horrors, people running around in billowing nightgowns at night, a vampire played by a puppet that is genuinely sinister and represents the repressive forces of the patriarchy, Ariane Labed covered in blood, the most horrifying sucking noises known to mankind. We must not forget The Vourdalak!

[magdalette]

yes yes orlok as the grotesque manifestation of ellen’s hideous lust, monsterfucking blah blah blah. Hot.

But thomas… the lover that witnesses.. accepts… soothes… He saw her at her most depraved and still held her… you guys. He was the only other person who had *seen* what she saw in her dreams. He was there in that castle… was inflicted by orlok’s perversions. In the flesh. Still he made it home. Then he watched her, frothing at the mouth and shaking in demonic fury, to then crawling and begging at his waist for mercy, then a moment laters she’s looking up at him with the very devil in her eyes and tongue… and still, he held her! As she truly sobbed. He told her it was okay, that he had seen it too. Continued to love her as his woman, descend to hell and destroy the demon for her. And Ellen loved him too! She says she felt he was sent to her, made her feel normal and okay. Her salvation. A love that feels like depollution… to be so inspired by your love for somebody that for them you go, willing, to the altar as a sacrificial lamb. Her love for him gave her purpose! I love them… not orlok nor any contract could ever dissolve the bond between them.

[bitterbareface]

People not comprehending Nosferatu correctly might kill me. Yes it's erotic and about pleasure but yes it's devastating and about child sexual abuse. It's a movie about victimhood, about being already dead, about longing for the great beyond, about never feeling safe from your abuser, about always expecting one more rape must be endured. It is about being an ugly victim, a neurotic victim. About your supposed allies tying you down for fear you will rip their world to ribbons. It is about facing the abuser, facing the pleasure the abuser brought. It is about men seeking to silence a plague in the quiet of the night when grooming and abuse can only be destroyed by pulling it into the light of morning.

[777hm]

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Also works for most of those news sites like WSJ or NYT that only let you read a little bit, or block adblockers. Also some disable the scroll bar but if you go to the right side of the console after hitting F12 and look for the CSS element “overflow” and change it from “hidden” to “visible” then you can continue scrolling for free. Might have to click around on different parts of the page to find it, but it should work.

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[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[midwich-spooky-bitch]

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[frizz01percy]

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[badjokesbyjeff]

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[sarahconnorjr]

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— My Beef with the “I Love Boobies” Bracelets 

[sarahconnorjr]

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