hello! thought it was time to introduce myself :)
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@midwizard
hello! thought it was time to introduce myself :)
I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons
a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason
Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium
i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?
kind regards,
hrumbert the mediocre
*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*
Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.
Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.
hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.
i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)
kind regards,
Hrumbert the Mediocre
helLo @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire it haS now bEen aYear.... pleasE..... i'm starting To really really nEeD thaT toIlet paPrr i hiREd you to fetch....
REGARDS;
hrumbert
i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?
kind regards,
hrumbert the mediocre
*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*
Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.
Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.
hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.
i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)
kind regards,
Hrumbert the Mediocre
hello @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire tiny pea warlock... it has now been a year..... i would soon really really need that toilet paper i hired you to fetch....
“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast
From u/Head_Judgment5612 on r/Wizardposting
just broke another one of my undying oaths. im going to say this on the subject, and let it be known that i mean it from the bottom of my blackened, ancient heart; whoopsie daisy.
surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation
i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?
kind regards,
hrumbert the mediocre
*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*
Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.
Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.
hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.
i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)
kind regards,
Hrumbert the Mediocre
i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!
COUNTER SPELL
Non shall stop the poop water
casting the UNLIMITED POOP WATER IN @the-pea-braned-warlock S PEA SIZED TOWER -spell rn
You fool you just give me more poop water to cast back at you
I cast
POOP WATER BALLON
*start chucking water balloons full of the poop water at you out of a small bucket that has a seemingly endless supply of said balloons*
no! how can this be!
i cast
only pea sized balloons for pea sized warlock and no take backsies
i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!
COUNTER SPELL
Non shall stop the poop water
casting the UNLIMITED POOP WATER IN @the-pea-braned-warlock S PEA SIZED TOWER -spell rn
i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!