Hrumbert the Mediocre

caster of spells. not great, not terrible. knows a normal amount of stuff

[midwizard]

hello! thought it was time to introduce myself :)

[slunch]

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

[medievaljournalist]

a wizard threw skull shaped fire at me for no reason

[oliviawebsite]

Your GoreGash Driver Will Be Arriving Shortly With Your Order From The Poisoner's Emporium

[pea-brain-warlock-for-hire]

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.

i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)

kind regards,

Hrumbert the Mediocre

[midwizard]

helLo @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire it haS now bEen aYear.... pleasE..... i'm starting To really really nEeD thaT toIlet paPrr i hiREd you to fetch....

REGARDS;

hrumbert

[pea-brain-warlock-for-hire]

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.

i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)

kind regards,

Hrumbert the Mediocre

[midwizard]

hello @pea-brain-warlock-for-hire tiny pea warlock... it has now been a year..... i would soon really really need that toilet paper i hired you to fetch....

[sandmandaddy69]

[sandmandaddy69]

[brainrotdotorg]

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

[escuerzoresucitado]

[electricmeatorchestra-deactivat]

From u/Head_Judgment5612 on r/Wizardposting

[evilknightoathbreaker]

just broke another one of my undying oaths. im going to say this on the subject, and let it be known that i mean it from the bottom of my blackened, ancient heart; whoopsie daisy.

[medievaljournalist]

surely summoning many ghouls would improve this situation

[pea-brain-warlock-for-hire]

i would like to hire you to acquire some new non-ancient artefacts for me from the grocey store, could that be arranged as swiftly as possible?

kind regards,

hrumbert the mediocre

*I quickly pull out a folding table and drop a small satchel on it and start flipping through files*

Ok soooo your gonna want an fetch quest contract, won't need the hazardous adventure disclosurer.

Please can you sign this and list the item you wish for me to fetch.

[midwizard]

hello again, pea warlock, sorry for the time it took to get back to you.

i got a little peckish while writing this, hope thats okay :)

kind regards,

Hrumbert the Mediocre

[midwizard]

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

COUNTER SPELL

Non shall stop the poop water

[midwizard]

casting the UNLIMITED POOP WATER IN @the-pea-braned-warlock S PEA SIZED TOWER -spell rn

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

You fool you just give me more poop water to cast back at you

I cast

POOP WATER BALLON

*start chucking water balloons full of the poop water at you out of a small bucket that has a seemingly endless supply of said balloons*

[midwizard]

no! how can this be!

i cast

only pea sized balloons for pea sized warlock and no take backsies

[midwizard]

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!

[the-pea-braned-warlock]

COUNTER SPELL

Non shall stop the poop water

[midwizard]

casting the UNLIMITED POOP WATER IN @the-pea-braned-warlock S PEA SIZED TOWER -spell rn

[midwizard]

i cast the spell of NO POOP WATER ON FLOOR OR ANYWHERE ELSE OUTSIDE THE APPROPPRIATE AREAS!!!!!!!