What the shuck

"Because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon" - Hermione Granger

[phobias]

but mom these tears moisturise my face

[thebestoftumbling]

baby meeting cat for the first time

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Cat person right there. 

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Look at that tiny rectangle.

[1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1]

thsi is one of the top 3 most important videos i’ve ever seen

[colinjfarrellss-deactivated2017]

I’m not gonna fight you.

You’re my friend.

[dorothywonderland]

[ginnxweasley]

THE POTTER GENERATION: 10. Characters they butchered the most in the movies

“A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie. Watching the movie is like observing the characters you love and their story from very near; but opening the book is like entering their world.“

[aurelie-dupont]

Paris Opera Ballet School - 6th Division class

[robiningravens-blog]

Guys who make fun of guys who do ballet must not realise how disciplined, agile, coordinated and strong you have to be to be a ballet dancer.

[raisingthe-barre]

Guys who make fun of ballet are stupid.

[chadleymacguff]

my legs hurt now

[thehealthywarrior]

Also, ballet men have literally the most aesthetically pleasing body out of any other group of men I have ever encountered. And then can lift you over their heads!

[the-unstoppable-juggernaut-deac]

Always wanted to try out. Martial arts game would def improve from it.

[heathenstroye]

YO BUT OK i am a female ballet dancer and there are guys in my studio younger than me and by younger than me i mean like 12 or occasionally 11 because i am 13 and they can still lift me up and they dont even flinch they just pick me up like im a lil fairy its so impressive and they are 12 they are so great

[radicalqueerbrownboy]

Redefine masculinity

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

More like REFINED masculinity

[miraculouskatsukii]

thank you finally a post about male ballet dancers!! they’re so under-appreciated in the outside world, and no one understands how hard it is for them

[bettieleetwo]

male ballet dancers are so graceful and masculine …. normalize and increase the number of male ballet dancers…..

[boy-positive]

ooogh that last one tho

[dailywatson]

Siriusxm’s ‘town hall’ with Emma Watson

[sneebum]

Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss

had your eyes wide open

why were they open?

[freeadultgame]

[gifbuckybarnes]

What the hell?

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by bowlerhatbear)

[dogbirthday]

go with him

[jumpingjacktrash]

he wants to show you something

[queerrussetpotato]

he has a side quest for you

[princekarkat]

this is how people get taken by the fae

[unjinxing-the-john]

you have been chosen

[alexanderhamllton]

First look at Lin-Manuel Miranda as ‘Jack’ in ‘Mary Poppins Returns.’

[sophie-baek]

Gina Rodriguez Interviews President Obama

[starladyuhura]

tell me this isn’t the scene where Draco Malfoy wants to shake Harry’s hand in book one

[shoopsi]

what if ducks threw bread back at you

[castiels-feathery-butt]

you’d have to duck

[hashtagloveloses]

this is one of those posts that makes you step back and re-examine your entire worldview

[mccaine]

[paddysnuffles]

Oh, oh! 

I can actually explain the French one! 

Back in ye olde days before the printing press everything you wanted 2+ copies of had to be copied by hand. So there were these people, known as “copiers”, who would, well, copy stuff. 

Most kings paid by the word, but not the French king. He paid by the letter.

So, naturally, the copiers were like “Fuck it, let’s go nuts” and just stuffed half the alphabet into every word to make some extra cash.

Also, in contrast, no letters in Latin are silent. This is because things were often inscribed on stone, meaning ain’t nobody got time to waste on carving out letters that aren’t being used. 

So Latin may have 7,638 different tenses and moods, but at least you know how to pronounce what’s written.

[passific-rim-job]

in french you don’t pronounce the end of the word. or the beginning of it. sometimes not even the middle. the perfect way to speak french is to not speak at all. silence is the only true french.

[b99thingsv2]

When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence.

[gondor-reveal-party]

when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t make homophobic jokes, it makes jokes like this that are actually funny.