Wait. Handbook? What handbook?

"All right, I get it. You're evil. Do we have to chat about it all day?" ✝Buffy Anne Summers, Slayer ✝ RP blog for Buffy Summers. I'll RP with anyone, any fandom, OC and canon alike. I must warn you, I'm slow, and I have a bunch of other blogs...

[fhreya]

“Because you are the slayer one girl in all the world with the strength… “ “…strength and skill to fight the vampires blah blah blah.”

[otpdisaster]

Person A patching up or changing the dressing on Person B’s severe burn wound with no anesthetic. Person B’s most effective pain reliever during the process is burying their face into Person A’s shoulder.

[rileybleu]

[malevolentsqueen]

Sentence Meme: Harry Potter ( Book ) Edition

“I don’t care! I’ve had enough, I’ve seen enough. I want out. I want it to end. I don’t care anymore!”

“Don’t talk to me.”

“He must have known I’d want to leave you.”

“You’ll stay with me?”

“I am not worried, ( insert name here ). I am with you.”

“I’m going to keep going until I succeed – or die. Don’t think I don’t know how this might end. I’ve known it for years.”

“You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.”

“I can’t be involved with you anymore. We’ve got to stop seeing each other. We can’t be together.”

“I care. How do you think I’d feel if this was your funeral… and it was my fault…”

“Have you ever seen anything quite as pathetic?”

“Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.”

“I’m on your side!”

“I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.”

“Want to come to the ball with me?”

“That was nosier than I thought it would be.”

“They are coming.”

“Shan’t say nothing if you don’t say please.”

“I can’t give a professor ‘love’!”

“We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.”

“The toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it – it might get sick.”

“I will not tolerate mention of your abnormality under this roof!”

“You’re just as sane as I am.”

“Just a fun fact, Professor. Adds a bit of interest –”

“It’s time you learned some respect!”

“It’s a fairytale, ( insert name here ).”

“Killing rips the soul apart.”

“One person can’t feel all that at once – they’d explode!”

“I had a dream about a motorcycle… it was flying.”

“It was only a dream.”

“I don’t think you’re a waste of space.”

“I’m dying! I’m dying, look at me! It’s killed me!”

“You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there.”

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?”

“Scared?”

“The ones that love us never really leave.”

“Why would I look for someone I know wants to kill me?”

“You don’t have to be ashamed of what you are.”

“I’m not going anywhere!”

“I – I didn’t think…”

“You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”

“Did you kiss?”

[mighttryviolence-blog]

That moment in a vampire movie where the kid is watching Buffy

[rileybleu]

[rpmememakers-blog]

Send me, "its way past your bedtime" for your muse to walk in at 3:37 in the morning to find my muse isn't asleep.

[smollmikey]

Friends or more? Sentence Starters

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things

(send a name and a sentence)

“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”

“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”

“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”

“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”

“I dare you to kiss me.”

“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”

“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”

“Why is your hand on my ass?”

“Cuddle with me.”

“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”

“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”

“Are you trying to turn me on?”

“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”

“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”

“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”

“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”

“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”

“When did you get so beautiful?”

“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”

“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”

“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright?  It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”

“Why’d you let go of me?”

“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”

“I kissed you because we were drunk.”

“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”

“Could you not talk to him/her, please?  I think they’re trying to date you.”

“I wish we could stay like this forever…”

“I had this dream where we were dating.”

“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”

“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”

“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.” 

“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”

“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”

“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”

“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”

“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”

“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”

“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind.  Weird, right?”

“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”

“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”

“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”

“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”

“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”

“We would make a pretty good couple.”

“The date didn’t go well.  Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”

“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”

“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”

[whatdoesthatsayaboutme]

favorite hairstyles: buffy summers

[maze-chloe]

Yes, date, and shop, and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girly stuff.

[rpmernes-blog]

bad idea starters.

❛on a scale of one to ten… how illegal do you think doing this is?❜

❛okay, but, consider this: i don’t care. i’m gonna do it.❜

❛there are certain moments where i consider you someone with brilliant ideas and a good future. this is not one of those moments.❜

❛how hard is it to do a wheelie on a motorcycle? how many feet can you go, doing a wheelie, without crashing?❜

❛it’s three in the morning and i’m bored and you’re the only one awake. let’s break into a gas station store.❜

❛WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING. MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IS BEATING SO FAST THAT I CAN’T FEEL MY OWN PULSE.❜

❛is it a bad idea to use mountain dew instead of milk in your cereal?❜

❛i heard if you suck up enough helium, your voice starts to sound really squeaky… wanna go buy some balloons?❜

❛can you cook bacon with a hair straightener? asking for a friend.❜

❛yes, i did beat him up and i will not apologize.❜

❛complaining helps the situation, like, not at all.❜

❛sooooo, i kind of adopted a puppy.❜

[braveprincess]

Spike + ao3 tags

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[kickasscurls-blog]

Captain America: Civil War Starters

Under a cut cuz spoilers. BONUS: take a peek and send a number 1-95, or send a ☆ for a random starter.

Keep reading

[marshmallow-the-vampire-slayer]

btvs rewatch ✞ 4x17 Superstar  

[notdirectoranymore-blog]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES SENTENCE MEME

We cannot break bread with you. 

And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground. 

I’d pity him. 

You have placed him/her under some strange sexual spell.

you have destroyed his spirit, you have taken him from us. All that I could forgive. But … pastels?

All I ever wanted was a Ballerina Barbie.

Like you’re going to a funeral. Why are you dressed like somebody died?

I’m just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. 

It’s just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.

We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.  Especially his head.

You’ll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won’t press charges.

Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character and the Aristotelian unities.

Young lady, I am getting just a tad tired of your attitude problem.

I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.

Death! Death to the enemies of the people of the Republic. 

Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.

I’m not perky.

So I maimed. So I destroyed one innocent life after another. Aren’t I a human being?

And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.

Would you like anesthesia?

It looks familiar… of course, the gates of hell.

I tried to make it look like an accident. I tried to give you some dignity. But oh no, not you.

To mirth, to merriment… to manslaughter.

Look at this. I got ‘em. “Schizos and Serial Killers”. I have almost the whole series. I’m only missing Jack the Ripper and that Zodiac Guy.

You know, when I first saw him, I thought he was from Europe.

An axe! That takes me back.

All the important numbers: Police, Fire Department, Morgue.

I’ve tried to be someone I’m not. I live in shame… and the suburbs!

Scream if you need anything.

And we’re all here to learn, to grow, and to just plain have fun!

‘Cause that’s what being privileged is all about!

Are you in unbearable pain? Is it inhuman? My darling, is it torture?

I tied him to a tree and pulled out four of his permanent teeth!

She makes me think of… volatile chemicals.

How do you do it? How can I be like you? How can I be… suave?

Oh, you’re allergic? To sunshine and archery and crafts?

Children, stop it! You’re destroying my text!

I think their whole family’s like some weird medical experiment. I think they’re like, circus people. 

[memesforu-blog]

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