the dooley-davenports from the perspective of all the other kids at school is so insanely hilarious to me. nerdy kind of lame goofball kid at school gets a new stepdad in the form of literal billionaire tech inventor genius donald davenport and comes back to school with three homeschooled weirdos in tow. the oldest one is dumb as rocks but also insanely strong, like had a whole row of lockers fall on him and was completely fine kind of strong. middle one is trying a little too hard all the time and seems like all of her pop culture knowledge comes from high school musical and sometimes literally disappears in a blur. youngest kid is nerdy to the extreme which isn’t that crazy except that occasionally he’ll turn into a raging aggressive monster that can throw around people twice his size, and then like 20 minutes later he’ll be back to normal and not seem to remember any of it. the four of them basically only hang out with each other and don’t know how to interact with anyone else and are always up to something. also they are perpetually having extremely personal beef with the principal. and then one day it comes out that they’re actually bionic superheroes with chips implanted in their necks to give them powers and somehow this makes more sense than anything else. and they’re still just kind of losers.
