Cat Beans

40 ~ Queer ~ Doll and toy collector. Librarian. Big Weirdo. This is my main blog, my other active one is all FNAF

[bogleech]

Theres a bluesky blog that just posts the literal english translations of japanese Adult Video titles, and some are just horrifying while others are unexplainably so funny I couldnt breathe.

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[pineappical]

cuteness aggression

[pineappical]

one day grace tries on one of their eridian shirts and is like hehe it has way too many holes for my few limbs :-) and to rocky and adrian its like the equivalent of putting your dog in a pair of pants

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[organicmatter]

i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background

[dinodoggie]

Heres some more Project Hail Mary comics, just for fun!

Its a long way to Erid so like they got alot of time to do whatever, i think theyd have to talk about pokemon at SOME point at least! XD

i hope you enjoy, and have an AWESOME day!!!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[catasters]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[thatsbelievable]

[hashtagstermaperma]

SMALL PENIS CURSE x9999

[flipchild]

[lutraviolet]

friend asked me to make ditto-pede after really liking my ponyta one

[ansitru]

Forg 🐸

[targetedknowledge]