When someone tries to compliment me
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When someone tries to compliment me
yāknowā¦. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographicĀ
We glorify war because itās the only time weāre allowed to release the beast and not go to jail for it.
You want to see who a man truly is, put him in a battle.
Man is never more himself, than when he has nothing to lose.
youāre not fucking odysseus, go to therapy
i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.
Iām just at a whole new āfuck itā level
When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree
āOkay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.ā
ā Elia to Filippo
current mood: that ridiculous scream r2d2 does when something shitty happens to him
when music continues to play after i closed the tab
the more I think about my past self the more I
staff i am BEGGING you to let me reblog this fucking ad
Before vs After Adoption
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Truthfully the most precious thing I have ever had the privilege to repost.
This makes my heart so happy. ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, sheād been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when sheād barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and sheās gotta be excited or she just stares at me like āSorry, the bork system needs chargingā) and sheāll do it happily when sheās excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
hypnotic-seduction:
ambris-art:
insight-jd:
HOW THE FUCKĀ
That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency Iāve seen on this site yet.
we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you
#CROW NO
Crow: CROW YES!
Itās actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.
science/animal side of tumblr⦠explain to me the birb thing
Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the targetās food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You canāt just take it from him because heāll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.
Except corvids donāt only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE
BECAUSE IT IS FUN
This speaks to me on a molecular level.
birbs just wanna have fun
Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. Thereās plenty of cases of corvidsĀ āridingā other birds as well.Ā ItāsĀ often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in laymanās terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.
āWhere the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?ā
I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo
Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.
My spirit animal
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
suits
lacy lingerie
eyeliner
ball gowns
ā¢battle armor
ā¢blood of your enemies
ā¢flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up
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