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my final contribution to the club penguin fandom

#club penguin #gary the gadget guy #club penguin gary #club penguin rookie

hey my hundreds of thousands of followers on this pitiful website, I’d like to take a small moment of your time to tell you I won’t be active on this account (or my other roleplay blogs) anymore

thanks, goodbye

gdgetguy

#pull the trigger gary

noodlemage

important anatomy tips!!

these are very common mistakes do not feel bad

it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine. // MARCO

—“Ye best understand I be havin’ a different definition of ‘DANGEROUS’ than most penguins, but even THIS be lookin’ somethin’ frightful t’ me, matey.” Rockhopper wasn’t deceived, he knew his uncle was a shrewd man who didn’t need any babying to get by, but Marco allowed himself to get caught up in an AWFUL lot of questionable activities, and Rockhopper feared it may catch up to the old penguin one day.

—“I don’t think participatin’ in a CRIME RING be th’ best course o’ action fer ye, uncle.”

#penguse #[INBOX]#[IC]

@penguse (X)

---"I be in need o’ a KNICK-KNACK fer me PADDY-WHACK!” He howled in laughter and threw his head backward in perhaps too much amusement at his own joke.

---“I REALLY GOT YE THERE, didn’t I?” He wiped a feigned tear from his eye. “NOW, t’ CUT t’ th’ chase, I need me a pair o’ scissors. I got Yarr stuck t’ th’ back o’ me coat.” He turned around to display the puffle as described; glued to the pirate’s back. “--Too much cream soda, if ye catch me meanin’.”

#penguse #[VERSE: MAIN]#YA DUN GOT PRANKED

penguse

“Aye, ye can fight me. If ye don’t think ye’re gettin’ too old fer this. Still sure ye’re up fer th’ challenge, matey?” \ @migratcr

TOO OLD FOR THIS ? \ the comment itself enough to cause him to laugh , and with it he drew his trusty sword out of its holder . the same one he’s had for all these years \ it may be dull from years of ware \ but like him it still held strong .

“ aye been fightin’ befer ye were even in diapers , aye’m up fer th’challenge . BUT DON’T’YE FRET ; grandpa’ll go easy on’ye . ”

migratcr

If Rockhopper had to think back, he could remember several other instances where he fought his uncle. Did they all include swords? Not quite -- but enough of them had that Rockhopper could account for Marco’s style.

In response he drew his own sword from his beard, running his flipper along the edge of the blade with a straight face as he looked over to Marco.

---“Now, would tha’ be goin’ easy on me fer MY sake... or fer YER sake?”

#penguse #[VERSE: MAIN]

penguse

thanks i hate it

#owo whats this #...i'm sorry that was uncalled for

urexfriendsister

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.

urexfriendsister

many of you have asked, and so i shall give:

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead.

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us.

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life.

#okay at first i thought this was fake but then i read the reblogs #and it's legit #huh

penguse

MARCO & HIS NEW GREY PUFFLE : DUSTY !

#MEGA LUV #reasons why cpr is better than cpi: this

o1dime-deactivated20200117

❝ aoy , she's a'beaut ! wonderful sculpture carvin' too . ae bet'ye got a good many tales wi' er , hm ? ❞ — he couldnt help himself , every time he met a suspected or outwardly acclaimed explorer he just had to learn more . this bird made his own ship ? now that's some dedication \ he is quite impressed by it , he can't think of anyone else he met having done such a thing on their own . maybe some , when he grew up . \ @migratcr

migratcr

Rockhopper BEAMED with pride. How often was it he got to boast of the very ship he commandeered through storming seas?---Well, more often than he would think. But best not to tell him that.

He waddled closer to the hull of the Migrator, running his flippers along the grooves of wood in a reminiscing fashion.

---“ARR -- on this very ship I battled a GIANT SQUID tha’ had swallowed me first-mate whole.” He paused, for effect. “--Not t’ worry yer hat. He got out SAFE an’ SOUND. If ye don’t take int’ account th' slime.”

#oldimed #[CROSSOVER VERSE]#bad idea scrooge now u got him talking about his ship

@o1dime (X)

---“SCROOGE McDUCK ye say?” Was the name supposed to sound familiar? Strangely enough, the more he pondered on the name the more it began to ring a bell. “...Do ye be tha’ bird tha’ found th’ jewel o’ Atlan---”

Thoughts being interrupted, his attention was drawn toward the Migrator by the other. At the connection, Rockhopper struck as proud a pose he could.

---“AYE! She be me PRIDE and JOY. Th’ beautiful MIGRATOR, I call her. Built her with me own TWO FLIPPERS.”

#o i love... 2 boys #o1dime #[CROSSOVER VERSE]

skafiky

old

#there he be....#[ME BEARD BE PERFECT]

gdgetguy

#oh heck yeah u go G!!!!!

dovingmemes

spongebob squarepants sentence starters

change around as you see fit!

‘ oh brother , this guy STINKS! ‘

‘ my leg! ‘

‘ chocolate? CHOCOLATE! ‘

‘ the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma. ‘

‘ i’m ugly and i’m proud. ‘

‘ fine , i guess you’re gonna miss the … panty raid. ‘

‘ do you smell that? that smell. a kind of smelly smell. the smelly smell that smells … smelly. ‘

‘ don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else? ‘

‘ can i be excused for the rest of my life? ‘

‘ goodbye , everyone. i’ll remember you all in therapy! ‘

‘ firmly grasp it in your hand. ‘

‘ FIRMLY GRASP IT! ‘

‘ well , it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret , thereby , secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets , secretly. ‘

‘ come on. you know , i wumbo , you wumbo, he / she / me wumbo. wombology , the study of wumbo! it’s first grade , _____! ‘

‘ just get outta here you stupid , dumb animal! ‘

‘ we don’t need television. not as long as we have our imagination. ‘

‘ you just can’t wait for me to die , can you? ‘

‘ this is a load of barnacles … ‘

‘ this is not your average , everyday darkness. this is … advanced darkness. ‘

‘ i’m not just ready , i’m ready freddy. ‘

‘ i’ll have you know i stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes. ‘

‘ ravioli , ravioli , give me to formuoli. ‘

‘ too bad that didn’t kill me. ‘

‘ well it may be stupid , but it’s also dumb. ‘

‘ quick , _____ , without think: if you could have anything right now what would it be? ‘