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@penguse
thanks i hate it
marco has a lengthy slit scar across his back from being slashed by a sword.
marco : there be no puffles t’me likin dusty , a puffle smelly & dirty & old akin 2 himself : [ exists ] marco : perfect
MARCO & HIS NEW GREY PUFFLE : DUSTY !
“Aye, ye can fight me. If ye don’t think ye’re gettin’ too old fer this. Still sure ye’re up fer th’ challenge, matey?” \ @migratcr
TOO OLD FOR THIS ? \ the comment itself enough to cause him to laugh , and with it he drew his trusty sword out of its holder . the same one he’s had for all these years \ it may be dull from years of ware \ but like him it still held strong .
“ aye been fightin’ befer ye were even in diapers , aye’m up fer th’challenge . BUT DON’T’YE FRET ; grandpa’ll go easy on’ye . ”
“I am in need of some… wares..."
DID HIS EARHOLES BE DECEIVING HIM ? \ he never thought he’d see the day his nephew would want anything from his inventory . WELL IT ISN’T TOO LATE \ for a penguin to refine their tastes \ FOR THE BEST !“ YE LOOKIN’ FER WARES , EH ? well , ye came t’th RIGHT PLACE ! what be ye lookin’ fer , son ? nuthin’ in particular ? ”
marco @ rocky/rockhopper
young jim, probably: wow! I’m going to get a sibling! I can’t wait!
-spends 1 day with marco-
young jim: take it back
marco: i can't read
rookie: why not ??
marco: -narrows eyes-
Black Market/Dubious Merchants Sentence Starters
“I may or may not sell something like that.
“You should try the corner shop between Fifth and West. Tell them I sent you.”
“Where did you get that?”
“I am in need of some… wares…
“Your offers are absurd. Double it or I walk.”
“I wonder what other sorts of illegal goods you got hidden in there.”
“You do realize that this sort of thing takes months to procure.”
“It’s a one of a kind.”
“I do not know what you are referring to.”
“Oh? And you think I, a law-abiding citizen, would sell something like that?”
“You look rather lost. What- never seen a market like this before?”
“Touch my wares again and you will find your fingers on sale.”
“Money up front or no goods.”
“Do I even want to know what that is?”
“You… are selling… what?”
“I got what you ordered- but it’s gonna cost you extra.”
“Either you go several thousand miles to get it yourself or buy what I have. Take it or leave.”
“Everything has a price, if one is willing to pay.”
“I’d suggest not going that way if you wish not becoming part of the merchandise.”
“…Ah… so you’re what they ordered, huh?”
“Not everyday I find myself in this backwater stain of the world.”
“You break it you replace it.”
“You wouldn’t be the first person I killed for something.”
“Hey I have to make a living somehow.”
“It’s not all that bad once you ignore the bloodstains.”
“If I catch wind of you whispering a word to this to anyone, I will know.”
“Perhaps you would be interested in buying an… heirloom…?
“Perhaps I could assist you in finding what you seek, but perhaps I could not.”
i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”
MARCO & HIS NEW GREY PUFFLE : DUSTY !
You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....
Grandpa Friend™:
- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain
HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN \ SINCE YOU BEEN AWAY \ SINCE THE BEGINNING BECAME A MEMORY !
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you’re yelling? at ME? the one person who has never done anything wrong ever?????